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Most very fancy restaurants allow you to bring your own wine, but they still need to make money, so they charge you a fee to remove the cork and pour it for you.
Corkage fees aren't specific to high end restaurants entirely. I know plenty of restaurants, with an avg $15 a meal, that charge corkage because its a simpler permit to acquire than a full liquor license. A lot of my favorite restaurants are ones that have corkage fees because you get to buy cheap alcoholic instead of the upsell on $80 bottles of wine at a mid restaurant.
Jokes on them, I'm too poor for anything but a twist top bottle of wine. The Boone's Farm and Gallo Fam rise up!!
Give me that gallon jug of Carlo Rossi
When I was in the military I had a buddy from new york and he would get a jug of carlo rossi every weekend, mix it like 50/50 with coca cola. He called it "gajoots" or something. (no idea on spelling, that's what the word sounded like in *his accent)
I've never tried that, we used to put out pinky finger through the loop then kind of rest it in the crook of our arms to hoist it up and chug it faster. It seemed pretty awkward but it was effective.
Gallo is legit really good I'll die on this hill
Ahh, makes sense. It seems I'm too poor to be acquainted with these customs
You probably don't even have your own set of silver lobster forks.
Basically, he's joking about charging a fee for preparing the beverage she brought 😁
i first heard of a corkage fee this summer and it weirded me the heck out. what do you mean people bring their own bottle to restaurants? isn't the point of those kinds of places that they select a wine that goes well with the food?
not that i can even drink wine but still...
not that i can even drink wine
Because of your drinking problem?

no because the sulphides combine with my medication to give me turbo-hangovers after a quarter of a glass.
but the airplane explanation is funnier so yeah, it's that
Then you might bring your own sulphide free wine and pay the corkage fee.
Ayyyy I do this a lot if I don't know the place. I've spent a lot of time and effort figuring out what I like and have a collection to match my preferences.
If they have the styles and regions I like I order off menu, if not I got mine. $30 corkage is reasonable for a decent restaurant, I know a dive bar that does $10 and a bunch of us go there for snacks and to bust out bottles to share.
All good bottles should be shared.
So if I'm following you correctly, you bring a bottle to a restaurant and pay them to pull the cork and I guess give you glasses?
It's a fee for them to serve the drinks you supplied on their premises. You don't get to use their premises and wait staff for free just because you supplied the drinks.
Going to the restaurant you pay the most for the place simply existing in time, space and rent.
And chill and decant if they're fancy.
Protip, boxed wine doesn't have a cork, so they can't charge you for de-corking it.
The absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you'd like to drink.
I almost want to do it now.
Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.
No need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.
That’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.
A charge to cork it and one to de-cork.
Not always, it's just a fee for brining your own wine.
If you think about it, there are hundreds of thousands of combinations of wine labels and vintages from thousands of producers. Some people who collect the wine and store it at home will want to enjoy the wine they have with a professionally prepared meal, and will bring that wine to a restaurant, and enjoy the entire service aspect of it (pouring into nice glasses, etc.).
It doesn't make much sense for ordinary bottles of wine. So the people who do this usually bring special, hard to find, significantly aged, or sentimental bottles. And because the restaurant still provides the service of opening and pouring the wine into nice glasses that they'll clean, there's usually a per bottle charge added to the bill.
So it's not super common, just also not super rare, either.
Sometimes people will bring a bottle from a particular year (year they got married on a big anniversary date) or will have some other particular sentimental reasoning for this, so it’s not very often.
I've only seen it in practice when someone is throwing a large party and wants to bring their own cheaper wine. It can even be the exact same wine.
Paying the full restaurant markup on the wine can be excessive if you hold a wedding for 70 people and if you can find it much cheaper from tax free or bulk purchase. It would still make sense to pay the corkage fee then.
Some municipalities do not grant liquor licenses to restaurants so BYOB is the loophole.
You've never heard of a BYO?
that's illegal here, i think.
To the baby: "Excellent vintage. You'll want to make sure those nips aerate before enjoying so they are fully erect."
What is "corkage fee"?
Its something restaurants charge when you bring your own booze. Often times when something like a wedding rents out a whole restaurant and wants to bring their own stuff, the restaurant charges a corkage fee.
Most charge an exorbitant fee to incentivize getting the booze from them and it leads to situations, where a party pays 30€ to serve a 8€ bottle of rum.
What happens if I bring my own food?
It's when restaurants or wine tastings let you bring your own wine but open it for you and charge for that