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[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 38 minutes ago

Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Watched an eruption cover video for the glory of the empire of metal 🤘🤘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS76zsa2h0Y

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Took a dump...

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I just failed no nut November, for the glory of the empire!

[–] kerryh8er04@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I took a shit and it went Qapla’!-p for the glory of the empire!

[–] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 6 hours ago

Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Watched hockey highlights for the glory of the empire!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Doomscrolling for the glory of the empire

Turned off my ActiVac for the glory of the empire!...

My wound feels weird but it's for the glory of the empire.

Cleaned my cat's litter box for the glory of the empire!!!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I decompiled the flash game "fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple" using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.

Screenshot of the game files opened on with images of the gendered doors

For the glory of the empire!

[–] zoltanshields@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

Got a glass of water FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 2 points 6 hours ago

I compiled my application FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

I've gone potty. For the glory of the poty!

[–] carmo55@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Bought three beers, for the glory of the empire!

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 7 points 10 hours ago

I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

I replied to someone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Cheebus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I just shit out Klingon box wine FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

I woke up hungover FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I farted in bed for the glory of the empire.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

If you cannot control yourself, you cannot command others

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I looked at meme's on the internet, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] zener_diode@feddit.org 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I went for a run, for exercise AND THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] spicytoast@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I fed my dog her antibiotic, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago

Troubleshot a networking connection issue FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

Made a poorly informed politically themed comment on a Lemmy post, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Clocked out at work, for the glory of the empire.

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fed my cat for the glory of the empire!

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 4 points 10 hours ago

Damn right.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Took a nice warm shower… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Pooped... for the glory o the empire?

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

FOR THE EMPIRE!!

[–] raptore39@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

I unblocked a toilet for the glory of the empire!

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Just came back home from school FOR THE GLORTY OF THE EMPIRE!!

[–] Sloopyloop@feddit.org 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I brewed coffee, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 4 points 12 hours ago

I too am brewing coffee for the glory of the empire!

[–] tino@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I commented on this post, for the glory of the empire!

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I just put my baby to sleep who's just been hospitalised for a urinary tract infection FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIREEEEEEE

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 3 points 10 hours ago

I hope your kiddo is OK! Hearts and sprinkles.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!

Hmmmm. This is more bri'ish than klingon

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

same here... but in the end.. empire is empire so it counts :D

[–] QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

I had sex...for the glory of the empire! :3

No, actually I showered...for the glory of the empire? 😂

[–] Kattiydid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

I cleaned out my sinuses with a neti pot FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

[–] sumsinj@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I blocked some shitheads on this platform FOR THE EMPIRE

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

Pity the warrior who slays all his foes.

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