ElDuderino

Pretty sure he opened his neck, but whatever.

run a victory lap before leaving again

just make sure you are suuuuper smug about it.

Nah. I'm pie.

But Cantonese problems require Cantonese solutions.

Hear hear! Reddit is dead! Long live Lemmy!

All my Indian homies say this joke isn't racist.

Pretty much every English speaking country has this problem.

Get in, loser. We're pushing the ghouls out.

several drinks per night

that's not much for a garden variety alcoholic.

Sorry bro. Free speech only applies to racism.

Land of the free. Home of the slave

I start casting them into bullets.