Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
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You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I feel like this is well described lmao
I'm guessing Factorio.
It doesn't mention losing all sense of time and accidentally playing for 16 hours straight though
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn't get me on some watchlist I don't know what will.
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
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Stardew Valley
Supernatural FedEx Man.
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
-_-
undertale?
Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.
Hades?
You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It's Skyrim, isn't it?