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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 236 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Overeducated is a slur in america

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now now, literate is a slur.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why learn twenty-six letters when the only important ones are U, S and A?

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

To conservatives*

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[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 102 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Would've been nice if she'd outlasted trump

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

the most powerfull nation

I have my doubts about that claim

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

It's ok, just as long as they don't claim to be the most powerful.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't even keep open a strait

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The OOP account reeks of ragebot to be honest.

No profile picture, decent grammar, lack of spelling errors and use of “sewing circle” instead of actual common conservative derogatory language.

The upper-limit of educated/wealthyish MAGA/Trump support base is absolutely not spending their time online frothing at the mouth over word choices, nor are they likely to call others in their cohort “overeducated.” 🤔

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yeah, in my experience these assholes will devolve into cucking at you like a chicken if the one line that newsmax fed them doesn't work irl. Or they just yell "pussy" until their brains finish rotting.

One time I had to pull over because a trump sticker sporting lifted pickup with multiple light bar type things was blinding me from behind on a dark narrow road. He didn't go around, he just continued to turn more and more lights on. Eventually I managed to slowly creep my way up the road while leaning well the way past my mirrors because I was only like a mile from work at that point. It was second shift, so I pulled into the largely empty parking lot and walked up the the door as he pulled in behind me. So I badge the door so I can get behind a lock faster than he could get to me, and I knew I was on camera there. He pulled up to me, rolled down his window and yelled "removed" about 15 times. I let him finished then told him how impressive all that was. He left, but I was fully expecting him to come at me.

This is the average trump supporter.

They rage about Muslims supposedly making countries they've never been to unsafe, while themselves becoming the unhinged dangers in their own area.

Edit: wait you can't quote someone using a slur at you on this platform?? Once again going back to my point about indiscriminate censorship doing more to protect people that use that language than those it's used against. You have forced me to soften the impact of this degenerate. It's basically like sanewashing. FYI, it was the f slur.

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[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Nah, just cunt is enough.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone should call him what he is: a rapist.

U.S. District Judge Lewis Kaplan, in his 24-page ruling Monday, said the jury found Trump raped Carroll "as the term is understood more broadly."

Source

He is also a felon.

The fact that he is president instead of being in prison for all his crimes does not change reality—it simply shows very clearly just how corrupt the U.S. is.

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[–] III@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am sure in the same way they always use "President Biden" and not "Sleepy Joe" or "President Obama" and not the N word.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

I'd bet money that guy has "Let's Go Brandon" merch

[–] joeschmoe@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Overeducated??? Leave it to followers of the cult of the Pedophile of the United States (POTUS) to use that as an insult.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Anti-intellectualism runs thick in MAGA, as it did in the German Reich.

It has its price.

We've seen what happens when we manage our economy without data-driven expertise (inflation, affordability crisis)

We've seen what happens when we fight wars with vibes and memes instead of strategy and objectives, ignoring and even discharging our educated and experienced generals (global energy crisis, destabilized Middle East, depleted high-cost munitions, demoralized troops, national disgrace in the global community)

We've seen what happens when we dismiss our experts in the food, health and disease prevention departments of government (measles outbreak, sweeping food contamination crises, elevated death rates)

Trump 2.0 is a master class in what happens when the people allow tyrants to seize power. It's not just the malevolence, but mostly the incompetence.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I call him “Pedophile Trump”

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm partial to his full title of address:

The Paedophile Traitor, the Polyfelonious, the Fuhrer in Orange, Shitlord of Hamberder.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever heard anyone other than the dumbest of the dumb use the term "overeducated".

And I don't call him Trump. I call him Felon. Or Rapist. Or Pedophile. Or Traitor. When I'm feeling particularly spicy I call him Felon Rapist Pedo Traitor.

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[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey now. Unlike Pedophile Trump, a cunt has both depth and the capacity to give pleasure

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From the Biden is not my President crowd. Get bent.

[–] zoltanshields@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

I don't remember any such reverence for Obama either.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago
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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I will never understand how one can aquire such an insatiable taste for another man's boots

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

And if you don’t, so help me I’ll get out my phone and post another indignant rant.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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Never forget focks nooz often only referred to him as Obama during his presidency.

Then they would lose their fucking shit anytime anyone didn't address the orange pedo as President.

What a bunch of fragile snowflakes

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nah. I'll just stick with calling it 'the pedophile'. The pile of shit doesn't even deserve any proper nouns at all. Call it what it is.

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[–] emigu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm personally a big fan of the name Tangerine Palpatine

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[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago

Calling the president by his last name without the title isn't even an insult. It was uncontroversial to do it for Obama.

[–] SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That's President Pedophile to you!

We don't want people to forget that we elected a pedophile.

Twice.

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[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

These same exact losers a few short years ago: “Barack HUSSEIN Obama is NOT MY PRESIDENT”

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 13 points 1 week ago

"Overeducated" is quite the pejorative.

Especially in the context of critiquing grammar.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So in my native language we change foreign names to fit into the grammatical structure better, and one way to change trump's name would be "trumpas" which is also our word for short :3

It's unrelated, but it's mildly funny

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Mr. Agent Krasnov. Russian Ambassador in the White House.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously? I'll call him President when he acts like one.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Ah yes the not my president/i didn't vote for him crowd telling us to respect the presidency.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Best I can do is call him the Molester in Chief.

[–] TheHotze@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Love him or hate him, he is the president of the UnitedStates... so we can call the grifter in chief whatever names we please. And he has burned any respect that office once held on its own.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Dave3048@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I simply refer to him as the fat stupid incompetent pedophile rapist.

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