thanks, just forwarded to my PhD friends
also, i have been telling them that i will gladly call them doctor if they call me master
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thanks, just forwarded to my PhD friends
also, i have been telling them that i will gladly call them doctor if they call me master
Haha, I did the same thing. Still waiting.
They’re plotting your doom.
Reminds me of:

As someone with a PhD, I can confirm both images are accurate.
The PhD process is so miserable and long that it will turn any sane person to the dark side, yes.
And if you stay on in academia rather than get out of it, well you'll end up pure evil, but at least you'll be cloistered and can't really do any harm to the real world.
But given how often they've managed to escape containment, the reality is the checks and balances on the system are woefully lacking.
See, e.g., Ted Kaczynski.
I just looked him up to see how long he lived after his arrest - he survived until 2023.
I'm weirdly empathetic towards him, because I absolutely understand his points, though I obviously don’t agree with his methods. I can’t imagine being at the point of mailing bombs out, then having to watch the world go from 1995-2023. It got so much worse in all the ways he worried about. (I mean, I can’t actually imagine getting to that point at all, to be absolutely clear- I’m not suggesting the unabomber was a good guy or justified, but the things that drove him to murder indiscriminately drive me to despair)
Something that always bothered me about comics is how the bad guy was almost always the intellectual who used their brain to solve / create problems while the good guys solved conflicts by punching things.
Why? That's what american culture is.
We think scientists are evil and football players are heroic.
The only time american culture lauded scientists was post ww2, but that didn't last very long and the national push for sciences declined by the 70s.
We also love rich and famous people, don't forget.
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I don't know about DC (I know Batman and Mr. Terrific exist, but that's about it; also Blue Beetle might be somewhat of an Iron Man expy, I think?), but when it comes to Marvel...
Peter Parker is a world class chemist and engineer. He created his web fluid and designed his web shooters, which definitely counts as using his brain to solve crime.
Tony Stark, world class engineer, designed and built the armours he uses to fight crime.
Reed Richards is one of the topmost scientists and engineers in the world in practically any field. Using his brain to solve / create problems is what the Fantastic Four do (fighting crime is incidental, really).
Hank Pym, aka Ant Man, aka Giant Man, aka Yellowjacket (on a bad day), is up there with Richards at the top, when he isn't suffering from mental illness or depression. He discovered the particles that bear his name and give him (and others) his powers, which he uses to fight crime.
Bruce Banner is almost up there, above them when it comes to nuclear physics. He uses his mind to... OK, fine, I'll give you this one, most of the time.
Hank McCoy, aka Beast, also top level engineer and general scientist. He designs and makes most of the tools (except the ones made by Forge, or by Kitty Pryde) the X-Men use to, uh... well, mostly try to defend themselves and other mutants from human racists trying to kill them, or humans from mutant racists trying to kill them, and sometimes to try and take over the world, I think..? I don't know, I haven't read the X-Men in a long time but it seems they've been drifting from light to dark grey this last decade; but, still, he uses his brain, is what matters. Fists and feet too, but also brain.
And those are the top ones that come to mind, but with the exception of Captain America that's basically core Marvel right there.
This is literally true because you cannot get a PhD if you don't learn to navigate University politics, which is the singular largest corrupting influence in academia. If you fail to do that, they literally give you a Masters as a consolation prize for preserving your integrity.
I beat the system by skipping the Master's on the way to my PhD and then not getting the PhD in the end. Smoked a hell of a lot of dope, though.
If only they awarded Anakin the rank of master he would've never become Doctor Vader.

Mrw this mf forgot Dr. Evil

He has an MD, not a PhD. He went to evil medical school.
Doctor Who Vs The Master. Hmm. Have we been watching a show about a villain all along?
Even the The Doctor acknowledges that sometimes he does things that end up being evil in the end. The master doesn't care he just wants his best friend back.
Dr. Horrible, with his PhD in Horribleness
now there's a sing-along blog that I haven't heard in a long time.
And (American) lawyers clearly come from The Upside Down, because you get a doctorate before a masters.
Tf. Til
Yes, going off memory here, but IIRC the earliest legal degree in the US was the LL.B. - I think HAAAAAHRVAAARD still awards them - but as the field became more of a post-baccalaureate graduate/professional program, the lawyers got butthurt about "only" getting a Bachelor of Laws, so they got the name changed at most schools to a Juris Doctorate. Meanwhile, the LL.M. has evolved into mostly a specialist tax law or international law thing, or a way to get obviously well-educated foreign lawyers a US degree more quickly so they could sit for a bar exam somewhere. Since it was never the biggest thing, and since almost all law professors just have a JD anyway, nobody worried about changing the LL.M.'s name.
Even Dr. Seuss? 😢
Especially him.
He cheated on his sick sife leading to her committing suicide so definitely a villain.
Geisel's wife Helen had a long struggle with illnesses. On October 23, 1967, Helen died by suicide. On August 5, 1968, Geisel married Audrey Dimond, a married mother of two children with whom he had been having an affair.
Oh wow. Yeah he definitely should be in that list.
I feel bad for Master Baits tho
No it feels good bro
So true, who thinks 'I want 10x more of that' after the masters dissertation?. You think 'I need a vacation but I have no money and live in moms basement now
But that's another story...
Well... Victor Frankenstein wasn't a doctor in the book; he was a young student and he never achieved any degree. The "doctor" thing comes from the movies.
Sending this to my wife who stopped her PhD program due to shitty advisors and ended up with a Master’s instead
Professor X, Bruce Banner (Hulk), T'Challa (Black Panther), Hank Pym (Ant-Man), and several others also have PhDs.
Hank Pym made Ultron, T'Challa's a king whose country hordes potentially life saving tech, Banner needs to chill, and Xavier has done and continued to do some insanely unethical shit
I don't know what Professor X's doctorate is in, but it sure as hell wasn't ethics.
Dr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Holds a Ph.D. in computer science. He graduated first in his class of seven million at 'Caltech' – Calcutta Technical Institute – going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, (SHiT -go turds!).
You need a good guy with phd to stop the bad guy with phd
Dr. Strange is a villain?
he has an MD, not a PhD
they are totally different degrees. an MD doesn't require research and only takes 3 years.
There's Doctor Strange, but he has a medical degree. Although surgeons take offense of you call them doctor, so he should really be Mr Strange anyway.