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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago (1 children)

thanks, just forwarded to my PhD friends

also, i have been telling them that i will gladly call them doctor if they call me master

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha, I did the same thing. Still waiting.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

They’re plotting your doom.

[–] somebody2152@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of:

As someone with a PhD, I can confirm both images are accurate.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The PhD process is so miserable and long that it will turn any sane person to the dark side, yes.

And if you stay on in academia rather than get out of it, well you'll end up pure evil, but at least you'll be cloistered and can't really do any harm to the real world.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But given how often they've managed to escape containment, the reality is the checks and balances on the system are woefully lacking.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I just looked him up to see how long he lived after his arrest - he survived until 2023.

I'm weirdly empathetic towards him, because I absolutely understand his points, though I obviously don’t agree with his methods. I can’t imagine being at the point of mailing bombs out, then having to watch the world go from 1995-2023. It got so much worse in all the ways he worried about. (I mean, I can’t actually imagine getting to that point at all, to be absolutely clear- I’m not suggesting the unabomber was a good guy or justified, but the things that drove him to murder indiscriminately drive me to despair)

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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Something that always bothered me about comics is how the bad guy was almost always the intellectual who used their brain to solve / create problems while the good guys solved conflicts by punching things.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why? That's what american culture is.

We think scientists are evil and football players are heroic.

The only time american culture lauded scientists was post ww2, but that didn't last very long and the national push for sciences declined by the 70s.

We also love rich and famous people, don't forget.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

comics

I don't know about DC (I know Batman and Mr. Terrific exist, but that's about it; also Blue Beetle might be somewhat of an Iron Man expy, I think?), but when it comes to Marvel...

Peter Parker is a world class chemist and engineer. He created his web fluid and designed his web shooters, which definitely counts as using his brain to solve crime.

Tony Stark, world class engineer, designed and built the armours he uses to fight crime.

Reed Richards is one of the topmost scientists and engineers in the world in practically any field. Using his brain to solve / create problems is what the Fantastic Four do (fighting crime is incidental, really).

Hank Pym, aka Ant Man, aka Giant Man, aka Yellowjacket (on a bad day), is up there with Richards at the top, when he isn't suffering from mental illness or depression. He discovered the particles that bear his name and give him (and others) his powers, which he uses to fight crime.

Bruce Banner is almost up there, above them when it comes to nuclear physics. He uses his mind to... OK, fine, I'll give you this one, most of the time.

Hank McCoy, aka Beast, also top level engineer and general scientist. He designs and makes most of the tools (except the ones made by Forge, or by Kitty Pryde) the X-Men use to, uh... well, mostly try to defend themselves and other mutants from human racists trying to kill them, or humans from mutant racists trying to kill them, and sometimes to try and take over the world, I think..? I don't know, I haven't read the X-Men in a long time but it seems they've been drifting from light to dark grey this last decade; but, still, he uses his brain, is what matters. Fists and feet too, but also brain.

And those are the top ones that come to mind, but with the exception of Captain America that's basically core Marvel right there.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 38 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This is literally true because you cannot get a PhD if you don't learn to navigate University politics, which is the singular largest corrupting influence in academia. If you fail to do that, they literally give you a Masters as a consolation prize for preserving your integrity.

I beat the system by skipping the Master's on the way to my PhD and then not getting the PhD in the end. Smoked a hell of a lot of dope, though.

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[–] Airfried@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If only they awarded Anakin the rank of master he would've never become Doctor Vader.

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mrw this mf forgot Dr. Evil

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

He has an MD, not a PhD. He went to evil medical school.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doctor Who Vs The Master. Hmm. Have we been watching a show about a villain all along?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Even the The Doctor acknowledges that sometimes he does things that end up being evil in the end. The master doesn't care he just wants his best friend back.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dr. Horrible, with his PhD in Horribleness

now there's a sing-along blog that I haven't heard in a long time.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And (American) lawyers clearly come from The Upside Down, because you get a doctorate before a masters.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes, going off memory here, but IIRC the earliest legal degree in the US was the LL.B. - I think HAAAAAHRVAAARD still awards them - but as the field became more of a post-baccalaureate graduate/professional program, the lawyers got butthurt about "only" getting a Bachelor of Laws, so they got the name changed at most schools to a Juris Doctorate. Meanwhile, the LL.M. has evolved into mostly a specialist tax law or international law thing, or a way to get obviously well-educated foreign lawyers a US degree more quickly so they could sit for a bar exam somewhere. Since it was never the biggest thing, and since almost all law professors just have a JD anyway, nobody worried about changing the LL.M.'s name.

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[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anakin had neither (╥﹏╥)

[–] nippler@altgag.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

if you leave out some letters from "Darth" out, tho...

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[–] Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Especially him.

[–] StankStain@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He cheated on his sick sife leading to her committing suicide so definitely a villain.

[–] Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Geisel's wife Helen had a long struggle with illnesses. On October 23, 1967, Helen died by suicide. On August 5, 1968, Geisel married Audrey Dimond, a married mother of two children with whom he had been having an affair.

Oh wow. Yeah he definitely should be in that list.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel bad for Master Baits tho

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

No it feels good bro

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What about us with the humble Bachelor's?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So true, who thinks 'I want 10x more of that' after the masters dissertation?. You think 'I need a vacation but I have no money and live in moms basement now

But that's another story...

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[–] Katrisia@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well... Victor Frankenstein wasn't a doctor in the book; he was a young student and he never achieved any degree. The "doctor" thing comes from the movies.

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[–] NeonNight@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Sending this to my wife who stopped her PhD program due to shitty advisors and ended up with a Master’s instead

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Professor X, Bruce Banner (Hulk), T'Challa (Black Panther), Hank Pym (Ant-Man), and several others also have PhDs.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hank Pym made Ultron, T'Challa's a king whose country hordes potentially life saving tech, Banner needs to chill, and Xavier has done and continued to do some insanely unethical shit

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I don't know what Professor X's doctorate is in, but it sure as hell wasn't ethics.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Dr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

Holds a Ph.D. in computer science. He graduated first in his class of seven million at 'Caltech' – Calcutta Technical Institute – going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, (SHiT -go turds!).

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

You need a good guy with phd to stop the bad guy with phd

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

he has an MD, not a PhD

they are totally different degrees. an MD doesn't require research and only takes 3 years.

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 7 points 1 week ago

There's Doctor Strange, but he has a medical degree. Although surgeons take offense of you call them doctor, so he should really be Mr Strange anyway.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pretty sure that Dr. Frankenstein had an MD, not a PhD

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