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It’s run by the pizza man. He’s got a pizza plan.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 26 minutes ago)

A veggie pie with anchovies, and make sure there's onion on it. Also garlic butter dipping sauce. I'm making my wife prove how much she loves me

[–] weps@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

get one with pineapple for me and you can throw it in the trash

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 hours ago

My usual: large deep pan, 2 x spicy pork, 2 x spicy beef, 2 x doner kebab meat, jalapeños, fresh green chillies. Please and thank you.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Gorgonzola, walnuts, capers, olives, chipotle flakes, and a little grated vintage cheddar please. If that doesn't fit into the pizza man's pizza plan, don't trust the pizza man.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I want a hug.

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

A pizza man, a pizza plan, a pizza canal - Pizza Panama

[–] mountaincalledmonkey@sopuli.xyz 37 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Pineapple, ham, jalapeños, onions

Hawaiian supreme

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If you could hook it up with a pizza pan

[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago

The pizza man can!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Are you at the combination Taco Bell & Pizza Hut?

[–] yukichigai@kbin.earth 8 points 16 hours ago

The one on Jamaica Avenue?

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 8 points 14 hours ago

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large,

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I’ll take…

Pepperoni, and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

Now I'm in the mood for a banana banana banana terracotta pie

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

NEED THERAPY

[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

No canned tuna?

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

He's gonna make me money in pizza land?

[–] missing_string@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

He's definitely, not, a cop.

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Funny Pizza Land?

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

No. I took too much chalories to me recently. Have to chop down again

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

CanIgetUhmmm One single Olive

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

A capricciosa

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

make me one with everything

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 15 hours ago

as it should be

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Side beans plz

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 7 points 17 hours ago

Garlic bread pls

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Three taco supremes.

Hot honey pizza if they have

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago

Barbeque chicken and a pizza plan to tax the rich

[–] NewDark@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

5 cheese pizza but a cute lady also farts on it.

[–] Cellery@quokk.au 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

He takes installments? Jesus.

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Not installments, but updates. Right now, the pizza man is on Pizza v 1.27.5

[–] meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago

Only full deposits

[–] undecidedyellow@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Beef patty with pepperoni and mozzarella. No coco bread tho

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

I would not like one sam I an

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Gimme two deluxe pizzas with nuttin'

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

The best topping

[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 1 points 14 hours ago

Whatever the chili hot pizza is, and one with bacon onion and egg to keep for breakfast.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 2 points 17 hours ago

May I please have eggrolls stod up like candles

[–] Hexanimo@kbin.earth 1 points 14 hours ago

One large deep dish spinach, mushroom, and Italian sausage with a side of cheesey bread please.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Yo, get the hot fish with peppers and mushrooms

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Use hot sauce instead of tomato and put some canned chicken on top.

That with blue cheese on it is peak breakfast.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Just to fuck with you guys, a Trenton style mustard pie

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

Knots, please

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Hey yeah man get me a medium pie with bacon, jalapeno, and extra cheese. Thanks buddy.

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