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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

Damn Judi. I mean yes, but I wasn't expecting THAT face to suggest it....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My wife cuts food with her own sewing scissors. I never realized i was living with a crazy person until this point. (Ok maybe i kinda did)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a seamstress: fukkin' yikes.

If she only sews casually, that would make sense, though. But it still gives me the jibblies.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So I am definitely the odd person in the sewing world who cuts everything with my scissors. I’ve been a sailmaker for 30 years and we cut paper, Mylar, Kevlar, carbon fiber, fabric (of course), rope, tape, adhesives, you name it. I’ve been using the same pair for 20 of those 30 years as well. We do get them sharpened but not all the time.

Dyneema is the one thing that will mess up your scissors though. My buddy at work had a dull spot on his that wouldn’t sharpen from dyneema webbing. We ended up getting a special pair for that and Kevlar, with micro serrated teeth.

I will say though that a person’s scissors are sacred, you don’t touch another sailmakers pouch and tools. What they do with them is their business, use your own tools.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That extends to all tools in my opinion.

Don’t borrow someone’s tools without their express permission, and don’t lend someone a tool unless you either know what they’re doing with it or you don’t care if it gets damaged.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Yup. I hired an apprentice once, and the first few days every time I’d come into the shop my pouch would be either missing or emptied and I’d have to run around finding my tools. Did that twice and was like your first job is to make your own pouch and then got him his own tools. My fault really, I should have done that right off the bat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mind if I bug you with questions about sail making? That sounds like a super interesting job!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For sure! Though I apologize if I don’t answer right away! I will answer though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How do you get into a job like that? I figured they would mostly be made by machines nowadays.

What's the biggest sail you've worked on?

Best/worst material to work with?

What kind of equipment does your job require?

You mentioned a knife but I'm guessing it's not a common knife. I'm imagining more of a hook shaped blade to pull easier, but would love to know if I was wrong

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd like to tag on and ask if op plays Enya - Orinoco Flow every time a sail is completed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

THEY DAMN WELL BETTER!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Of course! That’s during the offering to the wind gods.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hey did you follow the americas cup this year?

What did you think of the wingsails / twin skins / no boom configuration?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Interesting, is sail fabric thicker or easier to cut than like clothing fabric?

Also it's interesting to see so many people who do different jobs online, I met someone the other month who lived in a boat during the FL hurricanes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It can vary from thicker and heavier to lighter, and there are lots of different finishes as well so it can be quite stiff or supple. The cloth is made from polyester, or Dacron as it’s also known. We also use ripstop nylon for spinnakers. And then you have the laminate sails which can be made with Mylar and different fibers like carbon, Kevlar or dyneema.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Interesting, thanks for the information! In exchange I will give you information about my workplace.

At the grocery store when you have something you don't want to buy just give it to the cashier, we have a dedicated system for someone to go put it back. don't leave raw chicken sitting next to the candy, we can't sell raw warm chicken.🙃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Oh man, that drives me nuts when I see that! I always try to find someone to give it to, you can’t put that back, you never know how long it’s been sitting there! Some people are so dense.

I’ve not worked in a grocery store but I did work at a butcher/deli. It was really fun, lovely people. Luckily it was small enough we didn’t have to deal with that!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Whats the deal with fabric scissors? Do they break when used on other things?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (4 children)

fabric scissors need to be sharp to do their job effectively.

cutting other things, even paper, can (and will) dull the blades enough so they're no longer suitable for their original intended task.

then when gramma, or whoever, wants to use 'their scissors' to cut some fabric, and they aren't functioning properly... let's just say it may not go well for the guilty party.

tl;dr: they're no longer pure and must be replaced with new virgin scissors.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

That's when they become "stabbing scissors"!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can’t you just sharpen them? Won’t fabric dull them? You can’t tell me that paper dulls scissors faster than fabrics.

I highly doubt using fabric scissors one time for cutting paper will do anything to them

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

You are hereby banned from the sewing room.

You think cutting through a tree won't dull scissors? Fabric is made from plant fluff or hair.

More seriously - Yes you can sharpen them but many fabric stores no longer offer the service regularly. Some knife sharpeners will do it but others won't. My scissors can be sent back to the maker to be sharpened but then I would be without my fabric scissors for weeks. If you do it yourself you will fail.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

This is one of my favorite comments of all time. I have sent a screen shot to three different people that get pissed when I won't let them use my shears.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

had no idea about the level of complexity in sharpening scissors. TIL

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They are more difficult than knives because they have to be sharpened so that they work as a set. If you screw it up, they no longer cut clean along the correct plane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not that bad, they're single bevel so you'd have to try to sharpen the wrong side of the blade to fuck it up too badly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Any disruption of the interference fit between the contact or cutting faces can ruin scissors - it's a lot like grinding a straight razor, but where you have incredibly strict angle requirements across a compound surface. You're absolutely right though that the #1 mistake people make is to mess up the hollows by flat sharpening them like knives.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

You're highly wrong, then. Go get a straight razor and drag it through some paper, then see how nice it is to shave with. Fabric shears have surfaces honed to the same degree.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Does cutting fabric not dull the blades? It seems like a lot of fabrics should be tougher to cut through than paper?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Paper is made out of wood, the fibers are much harder than most sewing fabrics like cotton. It's only easier to cut because it's so stiff compared to fabric so even dull scissors can split it.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I was totally ignorant to the world of fiber crafts the first- and last- time my wife found me cutting up something with her sewing scissors.

Of course, that was before she became addicted to every fiber craft under the sun. Now I live in a house with several spinning wheels and a tapestry loom. This could be you too if you start crocheting. Take heed.

(I'm actually fine with it because she's making me an Ernie sweater. I saw an Ernie costume on Halloween and I suddenly realized how much I wanted an Ernie sweater. So I asked and she immediately said okay. Yay!)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

When she’s done the Ernie sweater could she make me a penguin one? Thanks

Thinking black sleeves on a white sweater, penguin on the white part of course, the cuffs are penguin foot yellow and the collar black as well.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Family is gathered around grandpa in this exact situation. He raises his head off the pillow and squints around the room.

That you, Bill?
Yes, dad, it's me.
Is Carol here?
Yes, I'm here dad.
Jimmy? Sally? Are they here too?
Yes dad, the kids are here.
Is Walt here?
Yeah dad, I'm right here.
You're all here?
Yes, we're all here dad.
Everybody's right here?
Yes, dad.

Then why is the goddam kitchen light still on???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am sliding gracefully into dad mode about thermostats because that is ancient technology and you should know better. Lights are all LEDs now and I even got the ones with batteries so they stay on in a blackout, so leaving them on charges them and is good, sort of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Grampa still uses incandescents - he saw a meme about how you need a hazmat team if you break one o' them newfangled bulbs and he's not letting Obama jam those things down his throat!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Compact fluorescents are so last decade.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

A cardinal sin.

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