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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I live in Taiwan right now and China-nese people are great. Its the CCP that is annoying.

Once every few weeks we would hear fighter jets scramble to meet these CCP pigs because they are constantly flying into it territory.

They have also invaded our politics with a faction in Taiwan openly wanting to sell out Taiwan for their own gains.

They are also brainwashing out kids too with TikTok.

Leave us alone. We just want to exist.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Americans living in America from .ml don't believe your lived experience.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

We locals are not scared tho. We are sorta numb to these kind of attacks. We are actively deporting anyone that suggests reunification through force. Just last week a China-nese student was mocking the president and posting how this person was for taking back the country by force. This person got deported this week.

[–] LemmySuxNow@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

Isn't it that way everywhere? People are people but the corrupt power structures suck.

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

China? You mean West Taiwan?

[–] LemmySuxNow@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago

I've heard mainland Taiwan is great this time of year

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 316 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Fuk you, Western pig

That doesn't mean they're from China. They might just be from lemmy.ml . 😏

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 113 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I always find it to be the ultimate irony that .ml is blocked in China.

Little spez puts in work parroting their state propaganda and they don’t like him either.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You don't have to like or respect the lackey you hire to get a job done.

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, are you saying they block the lemmy instance, or do they block the .ml TLD altogether?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’m not sure how accurate this site is though.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

haha, oh wow.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The anarchist instance is not blocked either LMAO

(If that site is accurate)

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[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 140 points 1 week ago (8 children)

If you respect China, you're a piece of shit. Taiwan deserves independence, Hong Kong does too, so does Tibet, and so does East Turkestan.

This is helping me filter people. These are true beliefs I hold and if you give me the "MUH TIBET HAD SLAVERY" thing, good job you bought into propeganda.

I eat ass.

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

You bought into the ass eating propaganda.

[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Taiwan is independent by every definition of the word. Taiwan deserves to be recognized as independent, which it is whether governments decide to or not.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 122 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you respect China

China as a country, a people and a culture deserve respect. The current power structure doesn't.

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

This, it's important never to misdirect hate on what countries inherently give back to the world

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[–] Miisha@piefed.blahaj.zone 89 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Damn. I know this is a shitpost (and a funny one) but this is actually a neat strategy as a rough filter for bad people, like on dating sites or such.
I think I'll start using this. Thank you OP! <3

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Put the anti douchebag statement at the top:

"Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. Systemic racism exists. Feminism benefit everyone. No war but class war."

Saves a lot of time.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw one where they asked the other person to say Taiwan is an independent nation and to say (type) the words Winnie the Pooh, and they wouldn’t. That’ll do it.

[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

OTOH, if I was traveling to China every so often, I would likely be also cautious with writing such things. For a similar reason I likely shouldn’t enter the US any time soon.

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I want to visit west Taiwan one day, or as some people call it: "China".

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I want to figure out which phrases will pop MAGAs like this.

So Biden won in 2020, righr?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"I support human rights."

"I think the government should help people."

"I like science. It is useful."

"We should protect the environment."

"People should have health care and education."

Etc.

Then watch them foam at the mouth, Exorcist-style.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago

"We should raise taxes" is another good one. The majority of Republican campaign ads in my state are focused around the democrat candidates wanting to raise taxes (on the wealthy, but they clip that part out).

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

"Trump can only win against Women" should trigger them.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 1 points 6 days ago

You should watch this from Top Gear

https://youtu.be/pKcJ-0bAHB4

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 6 days ago

I love gays

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 1 points 6 days ago

The Republic of China is the One True Government of All China, and Taiwan is its Capital.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

“Release the Epstein files!”

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

That's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel, friend.

"what's your pronoun?"

"meat is murder"

"no one is illegal on stolen land"

... and other ad nauseam catch phrases that we all hear on a steady basis.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

TAIWAN NUMBER ONE

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

I use this strategy on my dating profile as well to weed these people out 🤣

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