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They stole it because an original meme was too expensive.
Hand woven memes?! What are we, millionaires?
What can a hand-woven meme cost? $10?
The same image, twice on the Internet?! My mind! It has been blown!
Almost like the point of memes is to be shared by the populace right?
How did you know :fry:
If you want to pick up girls, try eating a whole pineapple. Just hold it in one hand and bite through the armor plating. Girls love that
You just gave a manosphere YouTuber an entire episode of an idea. I hope you’re happy with yourself.
Can anyone explain why women don't care about RAM prices? I don't get the joke.
"wtf why does he want to buy a ram?" 🐏
Because he's so smart and charming and knowledgeable about the issues that matter, so she's completely enraptured by him.
Just the other day I was explaining how when you buy a 2 metre HDMI cable it tends to be only 1.8 metres long, because it's likely based on a historical measurement of "six feet", and basically all the women nearby were completely seduced and pretty much wanted to marry me on the spot.
Ah, that must be my problem! All I ever tell them about is how DisplayPort 2.1 is good for future-proofing but 1.4 is probably good enough for most uses at this point in time, and how I hope it someday replaces HDMI as the default standard.
Didn't realize chicks only go crazy for HDMI specs...
It might also depend on the specific women involved.
Displayport fangirls are out there, mate. You just need to find them.
Yeah yeah, I know they're not a monolith. The thing is, "out there" doesn't help me. People say "DisplayPort women exist," but any time I take a look around all I see is everybody flaunting their HDMI knowledge, and no matter how many times I bring up DisplayPort, I get no bites! Not even a nibble!
Try and find somewhere with a video wall, made up of multiple screens - perhaps some sort of trade expo, shopping centre (mall), public 'big screen' or an art gallery.
Those looking at the front of the screen, where the image goes, those are your HDMI girls. Those looking at the back of the screen, seeing how it's powered, connected, wired up etc, those are your displayport girls.
I'm hard and wet at the same time and I'm not even sure how.
Why the fuck would she be smiling?
Perhaps she owns a shitload of stock in the RAM and AI companies, is making mega bank off of this shituation, and is delighted to be reminded of it? Or maybe she's just super high. Who knows!
Oooh, RAM, not Ram. I was wondering why anyone would want to talk about American pickup prices.
Some sort of psychological disorder? I’ll bet she takes him home to add to her skin collection.
God I wish that was me
Because the flirting is working?
Like a male bird showing off an ornate and colorful tail to attract a mate, the male nerd demonstrates his earning potential by being excessively nerdy.
People around here acting like being a nerd doesn't attract women.
People around here acting like being a nerd doesn’t attract women.
acting?
She laughing at the guy's fashion choice of wearing more pants on his torso than his legs?
Are you another iteration of the Reddit repost bot with a dozen alt accounts?
It is probably a person who has a Reddit account and reposts memes they like from there so Lemmy has more content.
Sounds the shitty excuse he uses himself... Sus.
You sound like many other commenters in this thread. Do they happen to all be you in a trenchcoat?
idk man
Nope
Your other recent comment shows this to be a lie. We have no need for lying operators of repost accounts here. Be honest.
I got a 32gb stick of ddr4 3200mhz, laptop RAM, for about 200 USD, it's used from Taiwan....
The girl is cute though