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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

It they have no quantifyable numbers to measure quality...

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, we are taking a microblog shitposting community's content seriously?

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Some of the content is:

{ Reply pointing out the absurdity of the OP { OP saying something unhinged } }

So sometimes, a post made in seriousness is part of the joke.
And, given the context of this one, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe someone would just repost a line-go-up graph without actually reading it.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Can’t wait for Elon to force grok to release 2099

[–] errer@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago

Finally, an LLM benchmark that can’t be faked

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago
[–] pero@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wow, first time I've seen a completely useless graph

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] lena 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Theyre lucky day

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks autocorrect must have decided that ‘youre lucky’ is the start of a Madonna lyric 😂

[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

'You must be my lucky star" is

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] orenj@leminal.space 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ill never get over how stupid windows naming convention is.

[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It misses ME and NT

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

you just lack the super intelligence needed to fully understand it.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Quickly followed by grok 88.14,last major version ever, all following versions being just 88.14.x.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago
[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[–] blackshirt@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Chrome bumped its versioning numbers to overtake Firefox back in the day, that's how we ended up with stupid version numbers like 124.1.2 instead of meaningful versions.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Same with Apple skipping iPhone 9 and ditching the S model name for spec bump releases so they have a higher number than the Samsung Galaxy S models and then Samsung went straight from S10 to S20 as a response.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I still hate how NVIDIA decided to go from the 980, to the 1080, to the 2080. I can't keep up anymore!

My next graphics card will be an AMD.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

Worse was the release of the GTX 1660/1650.

980 to 1080 is a logical step, as - in simple terms- 9 was the generation and 80 the class/performance inside the generation. I somewhat get the step from 10xx to 20xx instead of 11xx for aesthetic reasons. But having a 16xx and 20xx?!

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

Amateurs. I just pushed my 20261001 update yesterday.

Followed by the hotfixes 20261001.1700, 20261001.1720, 20261001.1755, 20261001.1805, 20261002.0940 and 20261002.1010

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's how you got stupid Xbox names as well.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, there's this old meme:

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

In fairness, 95 → 98 → ME was a separate branch, NT was 4, 2000 was 5, XP 5.1, Vista was protractedly 6, and they only missed 9 because seven ate nine

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

A typical programmer, out by one error, he counts to eleven these days

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Really the one thing Sony has, and continues, to do right.

[–] antiR@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not really stupid. Even Linux versioning doesn't mean anything. Linux 6.0 isn't a bigger change than Linux 5.19. It actually feels more like a corporate thing that it is easier for them to have a consistent versioning increase and consistent release schedule. Major changes don't need to be tied to a major change in number because, how do you decide what a major and minor change is? Do you need to group up changes and make the user wait so it becomes a new major version? Google also experienced fragmentation with Android in the past and likely wanted to avoid it. Because if you tie up specific stuff to specific browser versions, some people would want to keep a specific major browser version causing fragmentation. You can just dictate a specific end date of a feature support rather than a browser number to avoid fragmentation.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

linus has specifically said that he increments the major number when he runs out of fingers and toes for the minor one

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Didn't used to be that way though. Of course software was less mature then. They where on version 2 I think forevwe.

[–] homura1650@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

They were on 2.6 between 2003 and 2011, ending on version 2.6.39.4.

If you want to include all of version 2, you are going back to 1996.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty sure this was Microsoft’s versioning logic for the 90s and 2000s.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a community for statistical jokes like this.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Reddit had 'data is beautiful' but this feels more like 'data is rubbish'

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 6 days ago

Yup. That's what we need.

[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

reddit also had a data is ugly community, perhaps there may be some in here too

[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

thatsthejoke.tensor

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

From the Line Goes Up school of thought.

[–] Pratai@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

This is a perfect example of the intelligence of those who use AI. They have become so used to not having to think or work before reacting.

[–] proti@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Sounds reliable. There's a name for claims like that https://github.com/ajnart/trustmebrobenchmarks.com

[–] starik@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

7 Minute Abs!