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E: this baby dicked Honda owner is laughing at the responses.
So many bad takes in this thread. Here’s mine:
You might not get the chance. I learned about virginity from the foul mouthed children on my school bus years before any adult thought it was time for proper sex education.
The first time you try anything new, you are going to be shit at it. Why the obsession with what’s more likely than not going to be some awkward fumbling?
It’s just so weird that this is considered a pivotal event that somehow marks you. Changes something about you like a magic enchantment getting broken.
Too bad way too many people consider it a "red flag" if you haven't been with someone before a certain age, usually 25 or 30.
But the VTEC!
I read this comment as saying:
It seems that this comment section focuses a bit too much on the less important parts of the message, and don't appreciate the context.
Part 4 is the most important.
Kind of like a "fuck around find out", except it's more of a , "fuck around and systemically dismantle your oppressors" kinda thing
OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!
Surely my ideology will rise from the ashes.
I sure hope so <3
I'm all for any memes that end the way this one does
Dodged the misogyny but fell right into the carbrain.
Eh. Good message wrapped up in weird body shaming, class shaming, vaguely misandrist 'rhetoric'.
This aint it. It's close to it. They're the same aisle. But it aint it.
Yeah, it's the type of post I'd privately nod+caveat if a friend made it, but not the type of post I'm sharing everywhere.
The wrong kind of person is going to love that OOP is body-shaming and poverty-shaming because they feel putting people down is fun and/or uplifts them.
I'm also not convinced that teaching your kids that sex is a non event is a good idea either.
Also I'm confused about what's wrong with the Honda civic, if you got one with all the optional extras it would be quite expensive, not that matters, but it's just a weird vehicle to have chosen to indicate lack of money. Should have gone with something like a Nissan Micra, it would have still been the stupid take, but at least it would have made sense.
Maybe because they weren't actually shaming any class.
Is this implying that a horse cocked boy whose daddy bought him a fancy car could be taking something? Or are we just shaming a body type and class for comedic effect?
horse cocked
I hope the joke is about calling out a sexist value judgement while engaging with sexist value judgements.
The concept of virginity, particularly the idea that a woman's sexual history somehow determines her worth, was heavily shaped by patriarchal societies that used women's sexuality as a means of controlling inheritance, marriage, and political power.
The idea that an individual somehow becomes less of a person simply because she has had sex is absurd. A woman's value does not diminish because someone has given her a label or because she has engaged in a perfectly ordinary human act.
And then there is the glaring double standard. The man who had sex with her is often treated as some kind of hero, while she is supposedly diminished by the exact same act. He gets the bragging rights and the high fives; she gets judged for it.
So apparently a man's virginity is irrelevant, but a woman's is supposed to be sacred. Not the person, mind you. The vagina.
What a load of crap.
Men are shammed for being virgins, since it is like a mayor achievement to fuck a woman who is supposed to be really choosy and not want to get fucked, because she gets shamed for not being a virgin.
Solution: men should just fuck men.
This is far too radical.
The Honda Civic is a reliable car with a solid price point.
The problem with civics is that they're inferior to the glorious fit
Probably why it is mentioned. It's a very popular first car for those reasons and means there's a damn good chance that is what will show up in the driveway. They aren't shitting on the car in my opinion.
Am I the only one who took "baby-dicked" to be referencing experience rather than size?
If your dick was the size of the average baby, that would be huge
No, that's the way I took the joke.
"I refuse to teach my daughter about virginity. I will instead teach her to judge a man by his car and penis size."
ITT
"Hey! No fair! I was a baby-dicked boy in a Honda Civic!"
Yes, that was the point. To dress down hypermasculinity to reveal the real person you will be fucking, and then say "look honey, this dick can't harm you existentially like all the messaging you ever received, threatened it would. It's mostly harmless on its own. Go have fun."
If you don't like that the hypothetical image of the boy had to be declawed before the girl felt safe, help fix it.
Women: Lmao men with small penises are subhuman xddd
Also women: Why are men so insecure about their penis size