What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2026
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What's the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?
I dunno, what?
What's the difference between two things?
I don't know, what?
One is this and the other is that.
Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.
The Muenster Sword.
I assume this is sold as a gratesword. I kinda want one, even though the pun doesn’t even work in my language.
I'd probably advise against that if you want it to actually function as grater. I'll seems to be very inconvenient for that purpose
I got one of these for christmas. Put it in my luggage, then got pulled aside by TSA. Guy pulls it out and gives me this “Come on, man” look. Ended up letting him keep it, which changed the look to “Well alright, that’s all you had to say my man!”
Letting who keep it?
He was robbed by the TSA
Ooh okay I was confused by the case there 😂
This looks very original Zelda on NES.
Imagine getting stabbed by this.
Wouldn't feel super grate I imagine.
Easy going in, hard come out.
Me eating dairy