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Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn't a factor. I'd love a skunk. I'd name her Oreo and i'd love her and she'd be my best friend.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Can I have a dog-sized dragon? Smaug would not fit in our living room and our budget can't manage dozens of sheeps every week.

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[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'd have my cat. If the devil came acallin' I'd sell my soul for me and the lil guy to be immortal. I could spend eternity in his company and it wouldn't be enough.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I, also, choose this guy's cat.

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago

That's so cute.

[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me too. We're having to put our little guy to sleep tonight, he's too ill. They're pretty sure it's cancer, but he's not stable enough for diagnosis let alone treatment. The poor guy's had basically a soda can's worth of fluid drained from his chest cavity twice in the last 2 months.

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm so sorry. I hope you're okay. I had a cat die suddenly a month ago and its been rough. Please take care of yourself.

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have answered this the same way every time I've been asked:

A great big fuck-off raven.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

No, just at the large end of the real-world raven size range is fine.

I'm not, like, going to Mordor.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago
  • Fox (they are so cute)
  • Cheetah (pretty and pretty chill)
  • Snow Leopard (beautyful fluffy cats)
[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can I have a pet human or is that too problematic?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is this some consensual sex thing? If so, will you care for them and love them?

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the advice of my legal counsel, I am choosing to invoke my fifth amendment rights.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In that case, yes it's problematic.

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[–] MichaeleanDouglasse@thelemmy.club 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My cat. I left home for a bit, I come back to see she's gone. Nobody told me or anything. I know she's fine wherever she is, but I still miss her.

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dog Denver, who died a couple years ago. She was so awesome, my little buddy. Lived 18 great years, miss her every day.

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[–] Fishy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Penguin. No reason required.

[–] Fallibilist@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some kind of a wild cat like Ocelot would be cool assuming they could behave themselves but since they can't, a normal house cat is just fine too.

[–] determinist@kbin.earth 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Capybara. Self-explanatory. It'd chill with me and my dogs.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got to meet a couple capybaras on a cruise excursion. At one point someone in the crowd got rowdy and upset the male, who had to huddle in a corner and stare at a wall to calm down.

It was sad that we made him uncomfortable, but also pretty cute to watch him sulk.

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

A binturong. They have a fluffy prehensile tail as long as their body and they smell like popcorn!

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Capybara because capybara

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[–] cadekat@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tbh, I'd rather be the pet.

[–] normanwall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Assuming time... wasn't a factor

T-Rex

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Red panda. I'm disappointed that I was the first comment for one

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll stick with my dog family altr

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[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.

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[–] ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My previous cat from childhood until my early twenties and a Savannah cat.

EDIT: Corrections of the sentence.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

A common magpie, specially if it can come and go as it pleases and I don't have to do much.

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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

Right before I was born, my mom had a pet skunk named Petunia. She loved her and talked about her all the time growing up.

You guys get to choose your pets? All of mine just invite themselves in the house and then decide they live there now. I'm not complaining about the situation, but I don't exactly remember having much choice in the matter.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I want an emu. Specifically, I want to hand-rear one from the egg.

I've done this with chickens and ducks and loved it. Emus are basically just giant chickens anyway.

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