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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

🍳🍳

πŸ‘ƒ

πŸ‘„

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Sorry, you lost me

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

This is your brain on loss.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)
🍳  🍳

  πŸ‘ƒ 

  πŸ‘„
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
🍳  🍳 
  πŸ‘ƒ
  πŸ‘„ 

I should call her.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji...

[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.

But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that's terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a shitpost, this isn't meant to be a serious question.

[–] trevdog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

#atetheshit

[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn't talking, but Jeff was.

I turned to my mother and yelled, "what else have you lying to me about?!"

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 6 points 1 week ago

Same, easiest money I ever made.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Human response: "lol, sure."

Lemming response: "🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Range against the machine.

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[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, IDK.. it would be tough. The urge is real.

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 week ago

🍳

Fuckk I failed.

[–] Rumo161@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago

🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's see you make it through even 1x, first.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we use historical data?

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[–] beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

WTF is this shit? That's not hard at 🍳 all.

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd do one day for 800 million... maybe

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok but you also can't use πŸ”, only πŸ”Ž.

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There's an egg in a pan emoji??

What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is your brain on drugs.

This is your drug on brains

..eh, close enough 🀷🏻

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[–] Klear@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals

[–] Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All fine so long as I can use the πŸ“‘ emoji

πŸ“‘ πŸ“‘ πŸ“‘

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Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can't

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.

"Thanks, your presentation went so well!" 🍳

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm so sorry to hear about your parents getting murdered 🍳🍳🍳

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[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

happy ~~🍳~~ 🍰 day

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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sus offer from some dude can't be bothered to write "you".

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.

Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?

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[–] ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! 🍳

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Questions my kids ask

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Uk what? I'm curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.

[–] Alligator@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easiest decision i ever made 🍳

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Considering that I've never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.

we need a 🍳 appreciation day.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I didn't use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting...

Shit, I just burnt my eggs.

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