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World-first biological data center packs 16 mn living human neurons
(interestingengineering.com)
16 mano-neters?
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2026
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So deeply unethical it’s unreal.
hooks it up to speakers
"ahhhAAAaahAhhh"
scientists: "hmm something must be bugged, let me fiddle with it some more"
Aww yeah, screaming datacenter timeline unlocked.
I reject the notion of calling this a data center. A single rack with 20 little pods is not a data center.
They just want to be a data center, because data centers are currently on investor minds.
Uh oh
woopsie
This will in no way come back to "haunt" us...
They should use the neurons of the tech oligarchs if they’re so smart.
They'll have to add ketamine to the bionutrient slurry.
I was there. They let me take a picture of the tech.
As grim as it sounds, this is probably just a grift. It sounds like they're using stem cells as wires, and they'll die eventually. There's some ai word salad in the article too.
This is definitely a grift.
it uses "wetware" ... to process information and support "AI" systems
Most importantly, "AI" doesn't exist. Secondly there is absolutely zero "AI" technologies that need "support" from these petri dishes.
the technology could complement AI
Hmmm... Later in the article it changes from "it uses to support AI" to "it could complement AI". Curious.
Actually the first quote from OP isn't even in the article. Did they update it because it's fake?
Ah these guys. Weren't they the ones using electo shock therapy on their "organoids" to "teach" (force) them to play Doom?
https://hwbusters.com/news/human-brain-cells-on-a-chip-learned-to-play-doom-in-a-week/
And didn't said organoids mysteriously "fire" the moment someone walked into the lab?
Nah, it'll be fine.
Hey, here's a cool idea. Why not take "samples" from "neurodivergent" children (let's say... 1500cm^3... throw in some spinal cord), finely sliced, and bathe them in Adderal, Dr Fucking Mengele. Just think how "on task" the compute will be!
In fairness, the ScienceAlert piece notes that if any start to show signs of consciousness, they will "consider" shutting the project down.
Which is reassuring in the way that a fire extinguisher on a rocket is reassuring.
PS: sorry if I was unclear. STOP FUCKING CREATING BRAINS IN A VAT, YOU FUCKING MONSTERS.
"if they show signs of consciousness we'll shut it down" is so absolutely batshit especially when you consider people like me learned while in school that fish don't feel any pain.
We were extremely confidently incorrect about that one.....
This is fucking abhorrent.
They were also engineered to be deficient in a protein that's essential for the normal function of neurons.
Given the careful engineering of the organoids to inhibit normal function, the researchers are not worried at this stage. However, if any start to show signs of consciousness, they will consider shutting the project down.
Making them stupid so they don't appear "human"
Heh the angel of death got to live out a full life. I mentioned this in another post; don't be surprised if your brain gets cross sectioned and scanned before being cremated.
You sure we haven't been already?
Ah. This is a simulation.
We must have done something heinous in “the real.”
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Lovely. Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension.
I think that's true in a very literal sense
Dear humanity,
Consider maybe not.
Thanks,
-A Human
This research will be funding Chairs at university Ethics departments for decades to come.
New grift just dropped
Yay, torment nexus, and if it isn't yet, it will be soon.
Behold, the incredibly efficient human. It eats garbage, live about 80 years, adapts to any fucking environment….
Yea but it’s just not expensive enough.
You forgot: can be mass produced using unskilled labour
Unskilled!? how dare you
Edit: checked with previous encounters and ... Yeah you are correct.
Anyone else read this:
Brain cells at work Traditional data centers rely on silicon processors and general-purpose Central Processing Units (CPUs). They typically use standard air cooling to handle cloud computing, web hosting, and database storage workloads.
Biological computing, in contrast, uses wetware to process data. This consists of living neurons grown from stem cells. The neurons are connected to computing hardware via microelectrode arrays. These let electrical signals pass between the biological cells and digital systems.
And wonder what they were trying to say or why they said it this way?
Here is the part in question:
They typically use standard air cooling to handle cloud computing, web hosting, and database storage workloads.
Biological computing, in contrast, uses wetware to process data.
Ok, AND? What does air cooling have to do with anything? Is wetware NON standard air cooling?
Either way, isnt this the section where you say Traditional Data Centers rely on electricity, and these rely on X, Y or Z? Nutrient baths? Sump pumps?
They copy-pasted part of the wikipedia to explain something they don't really understand.
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Oh so they are aiming for that evangelion shit . Cool cool cool Cool cool cool Cool cool cool
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This was signed off by an ethics review board...
yo hold up, wetware is an actual thing? Since fucking when?
Quite some time now. Idk why they bother with making baby brains, when we have mostly functioning brains they can extract from us for cheap, to put into their kill and sex bots.
I'm sure people will approach this news story in a sane and well-reasoned manner.
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