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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by inari@piefed.zip to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Profligate_parasite@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (11 children)

It's even better when the English word is so riddled with vowel syllabics that Japanese phonemes require that it wraps all the way around and becomes unrecognizable...even when it's "English." My fav: Makkudonarudo - マックドナルド even tho most people just call it "Maku-do" for McDonalds.

Also, gotta watch out... just when you think "Pants" is just "Pantsu" you actually just said "underwear" in Japanese.

[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 11 points 1 day ago

I think "pants" is also underwear in the UK.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

just when you think "Pants" is just "Pantsu" you actually just said "underwear" in Japanese.

To be fair, that’s also the case in English.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yeah they have plenty of false friends. But that is also because a lot of words come from other languages not just English. Like how パン pan means bread, which comes from Portuguese Pão. The Chinese word Bao also has the same origin.

Here are some Japanese words that are false friends:

マンション literally Mansion but means apartment building or condominium.
コンセント Consent means electrical outlet.
バイキング Viking means buffet.
パーカー Parka can also mean hoodie not just the jacket.
ハンドル Handle means steering wheel.
ハンドルキーパー Handle Keeper is designated driver.
トレーナー Trainer means sweatshirt

Or close false friends like ハイテンション high tension means very excited or energetic in a positive way unlike the English meaning.
ワイシャツ white shirt is a dress shirt but can be any color not just white. Probably because Japanese office worker dress code used to be a white dress shirt. Couldn’t even wear a light blue one.

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[–] wowbaggerip@lemmy.world 120 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So I made a Japanese learning game on steam and I get hit with negative reviews all the time because it doesn't have enough real Japanese words in it. /facepalm

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] wowbaggerip@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's called Influent and I first released it in 2014. Added a bunch of other languages since but it all started with Japanese. Shout out to Shashingo as well!

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No idea what one the person you replayed to made, but Wagotabi is good. It also updates fairly regularly.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Bistek in Spanish for Beefsteak here always makes me laugh.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Learned in French class the word for roast beef is... rosbif.

[–] childOfMagenta@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Rosbif is also slang for ze English. Also, we have the word bifteck for beef steak.

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I still get a chuckle out of the PIN pads in Spain when they say "Numero Secreto Correcto"

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 day ago

How about "chope" for "chopped pork"?

[–] wylinka@szmer.info 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In Polish it's "befsztyk" (pronounced "beff-shtick")

[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So maybe I'm not so stupid for frequently thinking, every time I start Signal (the app): "Sigunaru."

[–] inari@piefed.zip 7 points 1 day ago

They'd say shigunaru

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago

Like that South Park episode about Xbox vs PlayStation.

“Sony has announced a new Black Friday bundle, called the ‘Burack Friday Bunduru.’”

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 33 points 1 day ago
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Somehow I just knew these words would get the Japanizu treatment

It must be because they love and respect British culture so much, right? 😁 (pic related: Japan when they find out about britain)

[–] meejle@piefed.world 62 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My absolute favourite is

フライドポテト furaido poteto
French fries

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They sell delicious sand as well. My favourite is tuna sand.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

My favorite thing after a good sand is a nice grass jelly

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

When I was a kid, before you could translate stuff on the internet and we were waiting months for the new batch of translated Dragonball Z episodes to hit Toonami (I swear, if I come home from school today and it's goddamn Radditz again, I'm gonna Destructo Disc my mom's Camry), I got like a tiny little I guess travel book for translating English to Japanese thinking that maybe I'd start learning.

The only word I remember is "hamburger" because the book showed the Japanese pronunciation as "haam baah gaah" lol

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

My favorite in my one semester of college Japanese was:

Hotto chokareto (hot chocolate)

ホットチョコレート

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[–] Sirius006@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

There is also cases where they strait up invent English word. Like ベビーカー, pronounced "babika", which is supposed to sound like "baby car", and means "stroller".

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 26 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Q: How do you say "farm aura" in spanish?

A: "Farmear aura"

🫤

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