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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 88 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Edit to add higher resolution image:

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 39 points 2 weeks ago

This gives me such an indescribable feeling. Woe and mirth, regret and pride, delight and disgust - indivisible. Is this how being a cenobite feels?

[–] urthoughtsrbad@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Happiness was her truth 😔

[–] M137@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

But not having a working brain, apparently. You gotta be real dumb to post shit while you're driving.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was the all-caps. She had to take both hands off the wheel to capitalize the whole word. tsk tsk

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You can double tap shift to turn on caps lock on your phone

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Sigh, ok.

SHE WAS ON A LAPTOP, BRUV!

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[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 72 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Why's he wearing Smokey the Bear's hat

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only Pharrell can prevent forest fires… damn those damn cuts to the forestry service

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

He's smuggling his own popcorn into the cinema.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 14 points 2 weeks ago

he's covering up his 8head

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[–] phant@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago

Fkn hated that song at the time anyway 😆

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Movie: no outside food

Me, concealing a rotisserie chicken"

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh we're doing memes en espanol now?

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[–] NoTagBacks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, I fucking hate that song. "Happiness is the truth", god, what pseudophilosophical bullshit. It really is the manifestation of all that thoughtless feel-good philosophy pushed by hyper-captitalist dickheads.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 70 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've heard Pharrell agrees with this read. From what I've heard, he was contracted to write a song for something and the execs kept turning him down, so in his frustration he wrote the most shallow cheerful song he could. He thought they'd recognize that and reject it to, but they loved it.

[–] ABasilPlant@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I was surprised by this because it sounds like one of those internet stories that isn't true, or was morphed so many times after multiple retellings. But a quick search shows me that this is completely true:

https://www.npr.org/2024/10/07/nx-s1-5001928/pharrell-says-his-hit-happy-came-from-a-sarcastic-place

WILLIAMS: Well, after nine times of, you know, nine nos, like, nope, doesn't work, doesn't work, doesn't work, doesn't work, doesn't work, doesn't work, doesn't work, then I had to kind ask myself a rhetorical question. How do you write a song about someone that's so happy that nothing can bring them down? I'm paraphrasing. And the song ended up being the sarcastic answer to that.

TIL

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[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Never forget that he also shares responsibility for 2013’s 'Blurred Lines' by Robin Thicke.

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I forgave this song for existing once it gave us Weird Al's Word Crimes.

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[–] decolo@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

He must be brought to justice

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 2 weeks ago

Happy by Pharrel vs Happy? by Mudvayne

[–] Monument@piefed.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

We could try to whoop him, but he’s got a truncheon, a handgun, and a small Christmas ham hidden in his hat and he knows how to use them. They make him happy, you see.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pharrell with that Arby’s looking ass hat.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

That hat is actually an entire Arby's sign.

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

i wonder what kind of song would capture the cultural zeitgeist now, if he were to write it...

because yeah it definitely would not be 'happy'

How about "It's The End Of The World As We Know It"? :P

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Devin Townsend wrote "Shitstorm" over 20 years ago.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen the future brother, it is murder.
Things are going to slide
slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul

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[–] fipto@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Imagine if Bruno Mars made "I wanna be a billionaire" in 2026

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Is he cosplaying as a RCMP?

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

That hat alone would merit a paddlin'.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Someone has a case of the mondays!

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I already found it distasteful at the time ngl

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] myyass@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm not even Fappy these days.

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