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I say βoccupado!β And Iβm not even Spanish
"Estoy Poopin!"
"welcome! please have a sit"
"IT'S NOT FOR SALE"
I always say "come in" - no one has ever tried to come in. π
No room at the Inn, Mary
"It's the REINFORCEMENTS! HUZZAH!"
"Who's there?"
"No solicitors"
"I'm full"
No solicitorsβ
Lawyer turns red and openly shits themselves
"Come back with a warrant!"
Will you help me hide a body?
Sorry babe Iβm flying solo today
Occupied.
"come in!"
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
It's no bluff
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Fuq orf am shiten
I usually shout "one minute", "just a moment" or "in here". For some reason people like to try the door again when i say "one minute", though.
"I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?"
Occupied
"Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you"
"Our cheeks have shared the same seat. We are butt brothers."
βCome in!β
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
"Nein! Ich habe farfrompoopen!"
farfrompoopen
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farfrompoopen
A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.
"There's no door on this side, go around!"
"Cover charge is $10"
"What's the password?"
"If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me"
"I've got the stuff, do you have the money?"
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"Just a sec, I'm doing the paperwork!"
Occupado homey
"Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!"
Occupado
Ask them if they want to play battle shits?
If we're thinking of the same movie, those "British" accents were so bad that they've stuck with me for 20 years.
I saw the movie ONCE
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