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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/44708818

The United States has threatened to oppose Britain's sovereignty over the Falkland Islands if Andy Burnham does not increase defence spending, The Telegraph can reveal.

The proposal is among measures being drawn up by senior defence officials at the Pentagon as an incentive to hit Nato's 5 per cent spending pledge.

A senior US official told The Telegraph that Britain was likely to receive "special attention" in Washington's review of its allies' commitment to Nato, which will examine whether member nations have credible paths toward the target.

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[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Why keep demanding NATO spend more on defense? Why choose defense spending?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

More money spent on military = more tax money being funneled into the pockets of arms dealers and mercenaries who love Trump and his European far right allies = more bribes and kickbacks for the latter.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 0 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Because NATO is a defence pact?

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

Yeah but the US has tons of agreements and alliances, why keep going for funding.for NATO? I don't believe for a moment Trump cares about NATO or its member states, what's the play?

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Is this linked to the massive beef import plan from a mysterious country that I read about the other day, it trump of course it is

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I wanna see a video of the POTUS pointing to the islands on a map.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No one cares. US opposition or support in the falklands dispute is meaningless unless the US is going to park a carrier group there and do something about it, which they absolutely wont. So our powerless yet somehow also power mad toddler president can support or not support whoever he likes, or even better he can sit down and stfu.

[–] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

iirc the last time someone parked a fleet there two destroyers were lost.

If it happens again, it would be the most excitement the local sheep population has seen since 1982.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

Still trying to prop up Milei.

[–] Canajan@piefed.ca 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Orange Turd is actively trying to start WWIII, from the get go.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

Gotta get a war going so he can cancel the election

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

Putin told him to do it. Why would you disobey your boss?

That's rhetorical... Fight fight fight, everyone. We're not cowardly criminals (against all humanity) like the president.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Hey Britain, Canada here...we rebuilding the empire then?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Trump threatens ____________ over ___________.

Repeat again in a day or two.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 20 hours ago

or journalists, Epstein

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 91 points 2 days ago (12 children)

When are the republians underneath him going to say enough is enough? We're a long ways into batshit crazy right now.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 22 hours ago

voters keep rewaribg his choices in primaries etc ..fuck voters.

Trump is there because America is like this, he's a symptom.

The sooner saner countries walk away from the US en masse and group together, the better

When are the republians underneath him going to say enough is enough

When he finally improves the world by dying, they MIGHT. Depends on whether or not the cult has a new leader ready by then.

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 33 points 1 day ago

When he stops being insanely profitable for them

[–] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

This IS the plan. Canada Tariffs, renaming Lake Ontario are all distractions for more serious news about Iran, oil prices, Trump stealing from soldiers paychecks.

Picking fights with friendly allies who won’t continue the fight after he Taco’s is the shtick.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

When Bibi tells them to

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Probably when they lose the next election because of him.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Never,they're either too evil or too stupid or both

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's got a great grift going, why would they abandon that?

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

From other thread

I think this war would be awful…

But I also think it would be fucking hilarious if the US takes over those islands and doesn’t give them to Argentina. They would seethe so fucking much.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like a drunk trying to start a fight with the entire bar

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes. Except the drunk is also the chief of police and the Mayor of the town.

AKA a Mississippi Tuesday

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure thus has nothing to do with Xavier Milei

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

And it definitely has nothing to do with the Epstein files.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

the us can suck a dick for being imperialists but also the uk can suck a dick for being colonisers but also argentina can suck a dick because javier milei is a right wing cryptofash piece of shit

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Eh, the Falklands are much more complicated than “UK Imperialism”. The locals overwhelmingly want to stay a part of the UK, and the island was pretty much inhabited until European counties started to live there.

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah the British and French efforts to colonise the Falklands were probably the least morally questionable act of colonisation ever, since there was no indigenous people there to repress. They genuinely were terra nullius, in the actual original sense not the inhumane imperialist meaning of 'we don't consider the inhabitants human'.

[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

pretty much inhabited

uninhabited

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The Penguin's Republic of the Falkland Islands will rise again!

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uninhibited? like colonized by Brits trying to escape Victorian prudes' oppression?

[–] DamnianWayne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As in like no one lives there except penguins.

[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure, but I'll assume you're kidding.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago

I don't know, do the Falklands have a lot of goats?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 day ago

Sometimes you have to judge things beyond one party being a piece of shit.

Less cryptofascist and more crypto fascist lmao

[–] tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Margaret Thatcher intensifies

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

We should collectively boycot US gun sector.

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