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US threatens Britain over Falklands (www.yahoo.com)

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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/44708818

The United States has threatened to oppose Britain's sovereignty over the Falkland Islands if Andy Burnham does not increase defence spending, The Telegraph can reveal.

The proposal is among measures being drawn up by senior defence officials at the Pentagon as an incentive to hit Nato's 5 per cent spending pledge.

A senior US official told The Telegraph that Britain was likely to receive "special attention" in Washington's review of its allies' commitment to Nato, which will examine whether member nations have credible paths toward the target.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

the us can suck a dick for being imperialists but also the uk can suck a dick for being colonisers but also argentina can suck a dick because javier milei is a right wing cryptofash piece of shit

[–] jumjummy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Eh, the Falklands are much more complicated than “UK Imperialism”. The locals overwhelmingly want to stay a part of the UK, and the island was pretty much inhabited until European counties started to live there.

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah the British and French efforts to colonise the Falklands were probably the least morally questionable act of colonisation ever, since there was no indigenous people there to repress. They genuinely were terra nullius, in the actual original sense not the inhumane imperialist meaning of 'we don't consider the inhabitants human'.

[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

pretty much inhabited

uninhabited

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The Penguin's Republic of the Falkland Islands will rise again!

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uninhibited? like colonized by Brits trying to escape Victorian prudes' oppression?

[–] DamnianWayne@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

As in like no one lives there except penguins.

[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure, but I'll assume you're kidding.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago

I don't know, do the Falklands have a lot of goats?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 day ago

Sometimes you have to judge things beyond one party being a piece of shit.

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Less cryptofascist and more crypto fascist lmao