"Sides of three, she's for me. Sides of four, close the door."
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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Babylonians and other regions used this 1,000 years before Pythagoras.
"They don't think it be like it is but it do."
“You can calculate the angle of deez nuts.”
Edit: he really did say this. Proof
Touché. This is some grade A shitposting.
don't ask him about isosceles right triangles
Mmm, 45. Aged to perfection.
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"Hold my beer. YEET!"
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"Do not take roads traveled by the public."
Sorry, was I supposed to post a joke answer?
What the fuck other sort of road is there that isn't publicity used?
Well, there are private roads, but in this case it's metaphorical road.
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“More wine…”