I don't have a list. But if I had one, he'd go on it.
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Not all sociopaths are billionaires, but all billionaires are sociopaths, and sociopaths should be afforded zero influence on the structure of society.
All billionaires should be stripped of their money because no human being need that much,it's all greed ,money stolen from the poor thanks to laws made by corrupted politicians.
Let’s not stop at money. Toss electrons in there too.
i swear its like they want us to guillotine them with the stupid ass evil shit they keep doing and saying.
#luigi did nothing wrong
He didn't hide from the surveillance state well enough.
Shopify preys on the weakest and poorest in society. Shopify is a program that allows you to make a purchase online and pay in installments via your debit card. It's essentially a payday loan company with better interest rates. No surprise that this is the trash falling out of the mouth of their CEO.
I have a feeling he wouldn't be allowed to vote either if we based it on income tax. If it's one thing billionaires have in common is tax avoidance.
The same CEO that only stopped Kanye West from selling swastika shirts after people complained? That Nazi sympathiser also hates voting rights? There's got to be some mistake, this makes no sense!
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I really don't think you need to label your jokes when they're that obvious. This board is for taking the piss out of billionaires, there's no realistic chance of anyone thinking you were sincere.
The curse of doing jokes on Lemmy, always having to choose between shitty remarks about not signposting your humour or doing it too much. Nobody's ever been like "haha yes perfect amount of internet laugh track", so when I do bother it's always sarcastically obvious
You're not posting to a general discussion board where there might be some nutter who supports these billionaire parasites, we all know you're mocking them.
Sarcasm tags are a scourge, although not as bad as these miserable money addicts.
Yeah I get it, by taking a side I'm choosing who to piss off. From where I'm standing, whoever gives me shit first earned it.
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but trillionaires should be forced to transition into billionaires, and billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
I wouldn't mourn this guy's end. He's a menace
thats how it works. people only do not pay taxes in relation to what they get because of wealth disparity. once you have captured enough wealth say that those without wealth should have no say. happening in the us to.
I'm so sick of them determining anything about our taxes when THEY NEVER PAY ANY (especially income tax)
We (Canadians) keep voting for politicians that allow this. If we don't vote differently then we shouldn't be surprised.
Please learn from us in America, once these traitors get in, things get dismantled FAST.
Also, never let them take Canada's education. You don't understand how many people truly need basic education. Again, please learn from us.
This guy also has 40% voting power in a company he only owns 6% of.
You say that like it is somehow relevant to his character or the morality of that situation. Which is bizarre.
guillotine noises intensify
Yeah shopify is bloody awful. Also for the other stuff as well I guess, but most of the shopify thing.
How many years do we need to say this before something changes? Just a few more?
Yah can we throw this guy out of Canada? Straight up trying to strip rights just so he can abuse people he views as lesser and trying to cut them out of socity when they've ban angling to steal the most wealth from said people's pockets.
If you don't mind, could you kick this one out to the north rather than the south?
I mean, he came to Canada from Germany as an 18 year old or something, he could return there maybe...
I still suggest just dropping him off north of Nunavut and saying he can't come back, but it's y'all's country and all I can really say is please not here
cut the head off the snake before it fucks your country up, speaking from experience and regret
Again or is this about the last time?
This is an interesting one for me, because I've talked with Tobias before, 6 years ago now
I knew him from the SC2 scene, before he started a team. It wasn't too long after Shopify skyrocketed in value. Then he came off as a normal guy, rather than the right-winger who fights against democracy that he's become
I'm of the opinion many people who become billionaires, like Tobias, are corrupted by the money and power
A good person can't have billions of dollars without it completely warping them as a person
People who do not like 'people' have no place providing or even living within people. It's that simple, they act like rabid dogs, in nature they get killed or shunned.
So the people who can least pay tax get even less representation to help become people who can pay taxes? There is a bunch of words we can't say without risking a terrorism or hate crime charge but billionaires can call for an end to democracy, economic genocide, enslavement of populations and the right for their companies to kill people more, and they don't get charged with anything, even though they actually have the power to enact their crimes against humanity...
That's literally what they want, yes. Economic slaves. A permanent underclass.
I think best response would be that you first disenfranchise trust fund kiddies. They never put a day of work for their continued payouts unlike pensioneers.
Tobias Lütke
hee hee hee
This is the point at which I will now call all the Canadian online merchants' storefronts and ask if I can pay via e transfer, and confirm order details via phone. Or just go to the ones I physically can always from now on.
Wait. Do billionaires pay taxes in Canada, because basing it in taxes would disenfranchise most billionaires in the US.
I really hate these shitty 'setup a store front in seconds' sites,if you have something worth selling,put some time into the site,make it look good,don't use a bloated half baked site from a 3rd party,and let them take a cut of your profits