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A useful side effect: people started walking more.

The reason that a lot of European cities are about four or five stories is because prior to the elevator, that's about how high people were willing to climb.

If you live on the tenth floor of a building, say, an elevator is really more than an optional luxury.

Next up: Slide your card to use the shitter.

I would be happy to take the stairs, so long as that thing was smashed off the wall.

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department

Lots of Americans have watched the Wallace and Gromit shows and movies.

Probably, fewer of them understand that the robotic moon-dwelling antagonist in A Grand Day Out was a coin-operated heating and cooking appliance, modeled after the sort that actually existed and operated in post-War Britain.

I'm not in favor of coin-op elevators. But there are precedents. The ownership class will nickel-and-dime you to death if they think they can. They view the rest of us as a resource to be strip-mined.

Coin-operated elevators sounds like a libertarian paradise!

No. They are not.

Reminds me of that scene in Ubik where Joe Chip has to put a coin in his front door for it to open lol

The door refused to open. It said, "Five cents, please."

He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. "I'll pay you tomorrow," he told the door. Again it remained locked tight. "What I pay you," he informed it, "is in the nature of a gratuity; I don't have to pay you."

"I think otherwise," the door said. "Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt."

...he found the contract. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.

"You discover I'm right," the door said. It sounded smug.

So are hammer attacks

Coins are becoming less common

Well I've heard of a Coin operated boy but not an elevator.

There is a bin store in my town and it pulls in about 400 or more customers a day. At least on $12 and $1 days. With so many people wanting to use his toilet and his water tax increasing, the owner installed a pay toilet. Of course people were taping over the lock so he stationed a security guy by the door. Now customers are going out behind his building to do their business and you can smell it as you drive up. Who carries change? I don't even shop at stores that require me to insert a quarter for a cart. Anyway, a rounded backward key works. My sister now carries spare keys with her and I told her she could just as easily carry quarters but it is the principle. I just don't shop there, on principle. I also don't shop at membership clubs. If BJ's, Sams or Costco wants my money, they have to pay me to come in. Otherwise, it is bin stores and farmers markets for me.

I like people in gym clothes who get off on the 2nd or third floor.