Don't mind being drunk, imagine k-hole or a shit ton of shroom or acid
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yeah drunk I'd probably neglect to notice. on some high sativa or acid whoohooo
dude you ok in there?
me, frozen in the entrance with the door shut at my back, in pure existential meltdown but juuuust barely holding onto the piss I came in to relieve - "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I'd just pee in the chasm instead.
Would people really have trouble when drunk?
It would be wild on acid or shrooms, though.
Speaking from personal experience, yes. A friend of mine had this as the floor, and it immediately gave me the spins which made me vomit on the floor.
Ironically, that immediately solved the problem, and taught my friend a valuable lesson at the same time
Drunk people would walk in and get all the way to the toilet before they noticed the floor.
That was my thought exactly. I don't pay attention to the floor much when drunk.
... and then from the toilet's position, the illusion wouldn't work at all.
Depends on how drunk
I don't think I've ever been that drunk, although I can pass all of the field sobriety tests while blacked out, so that might be a factor.
Are you under 30? If so it won't last
No, I retired from drinking in my mid 30s due to hangovers becoming multu-day issues. But at one point I could shotgun 6x Tallboys back to back and not feel a thing.
The only time I've ever truly blacked out was a Valentines Day party at my frat (it wasn't one of those frats) where every room had a different cocktail that you drank out of Wendy's ketchup cups.
The drinks were basically straight liquor and sugar, and the shots were so small that all of a sudden you realize you've been drinking liquor basically non-stop for hours.
And it's only like 5 minutes I don't remember. And that was immediately after smoking some of the strongest weed I've ever had. But I definitely had alcohol poisoning that night. I slept on my arm for 16h and caused a few years of nerve issues.
Yep, on acid or shrooms and forgetting it's like that. I'd probably rush in to pee, flick the light on, and immediately fall backwards in fright lol.
"You alright?!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"AAHAHAHAHA! The bathroom got 'em."
Imagine just walking into that bathroom normally 💀
Imagine being high walking into this bathroom!
LSD would make you have a freak out.
Drunk people barely notice stairs. I don't think they'd notice the floor before walking in.
Would it have this effect from different angles? If no then I would rather feel like I’m falling into the void from the toilet seat.
No, it would look very strange from any angle but this one. Here are a few examples.
That first one is a bad example because it looks very strange even from the intended angle
Wtf even is that abomination...
Put the background on ceiling and have a mirror where backgrond was TRUST ME
a mirror on the floor doesn't sound like a good idea, simply from not prints it would always be too dirty to actually work
Mario's bathroom