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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

And Iron Man built his in a cave! With a box of scraps!

Well I'm sorry, you're not iron man

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[–] ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Batman created his powers

If I remember well, Batman does not have superpowers. He’s a guy who’s rich, trains a lot, is smart and due to being rich is able to get great equipment to use.

[–] DarkMetatron@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One could argue that his genius level intellect and his master detective skills (best detective in the world) are borderline superhuman.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then it could be argued that he was born with his powers

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same if you consider his power being money

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Exactly. We see plenty of Bruce’s physical training. But how often is he depicted designing, implementing, debugging, or maintaining any of the software that is guaranteed to be necessary for the majority of the seemingly endless well-beyond-cutting-edge technology underpinning most of his practical abilities and every one of the impressive number of deus ex machinas in the franchise?

OK, so the only logical conclusion is that he (or Fox as proxy) outsourced most or all of it, requiring obscene wealth. Batman fans may not like it, but money is unequivocally the key super power of the troubled Wayne heir, not his genius or inventiveness. Without the money, Bruce becomes a washed-up chess boxing enthusiast at best, or a cop at worst, but definitely not Batman.

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A long time ago, I read that his superpower was, or was theorized to be, luck. No idea if that's canon anywhere.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At first I thought, not very lucky to have your parents gunned down in front of you. Now I’m thinking how lucky he was to also not be shot. Damn…

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Possibly the hypothetical power hadn't manifested, or maybe had done so only in part, at that point.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I’ve always theorized that his power is “superhuman willpower.”
He has the massive will to obsessively train, study, and do all the things he does. Becoming one of the strongest, smartest, and most effectual people alive. I doubt any human has a higher willpower than Bruce Wayne. He has even out-willpowered Wonder Woman’s lasso-of-truth.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

True, but wasn't he also the only human (or otherwise, I think) to dodge Darkseid's eyebeams? Admittedly it would take willpower to get to the point of being physically able to do so, but from what I understand of the eyebeams, also quite a bit of luck.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Wait, I thought he did get hit by the beams and they sent him back in time, and through what could only be described as an exceptional demonstration of determination and willpower, he worked his way back up through time- through ages & ages, to confront Darkseid again. Maybe we’re thinking of different storylines?

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Iron Man is a better example of a superhero who created powers for himself, but he isn't one of the three most popular

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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 12 points 2 weeks ago

His superpower is plot armour.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

His superpower is being rich enough to be called eccentric instead of just crazy. You know, crazy, like the label used on all the villains he fights.

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[–] anakin78z@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm pretty sure Superman wasn't born with them. He got his powers from his flyby of earth's yellow sun in the escape pod from Krypton.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also, Batman was born with his power. (His power is money).

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You can't use money to fight crime, lol. Otherwise USA's police departments would be doing it.

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

Investing in children reduces crime. So yes, you can fight crime with money.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Study after study shows money spent on food, housing and education does more to prevent crime than policing and incarceration.

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[–] aaaa@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You can. They just don't.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought he had powers because he was born on Krypton under a red sun, and all Kryptonians gain superhuman powers when exposed to a yellow sun.

[–] anakin78z@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But if he had stayed on Krypton, he wouldn't have any powers, so it took an event to activate it, which isn't any different than the other scenarios. Batman was born rich, so he already had the potential to be batman, but it took the murder of his parents to set him on his path. Really Spiderman is the odd one out.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Spidey’s parents and his uncle who helped raise him are all dead/murdered. All three are orphans, so that all cancels out. :-).

Peter Parker only became spider-man once his uncle was killed, that set him on the path to use his “great power” with “great responsibility.”

[–] anakin78z@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

True, true. I guess I was thinking of the spider bite, not the trauma.

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Seems a bit daft of the Kryptonian folk to stay there even if they didn't believe their planet was doomed.

"Move to another planet to be a nearly indestructible God who can fly and shoot lasers and stuff? No thank you. I just got my cabinets arranged how I like them and I am not going through that again."

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it was from Kill Bill, but thrtrs a cool speech about how Superman has to put on the costume to become Clark Kent. While other hero's have to put on the costume to become the hero.

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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And wolverine is all three

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I get the inborn super-healing, and I get the addition of the adamantine (sp?) skeleton, but what powers did he create on his own?

Martial arts ability?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Learned to fight through surviving multiple wars?

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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Popularity is Wolverine's greatest super power, at least according to Deadpool. It's why he can never be killed. Well I think he was killed, but death isn't permanent in comics.

Fun fact: Wolverine was cut from the X-Men by the executives at Marvel because they thought no would like him. After about a year of mediocre sales, the execs didn't care what they did with X-Men so the writers only then introduced Wolverine. Then suddenly the X-Men was one of the best selling comics at Marvel.

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[–] digger@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Batman was born rich. It's the billionaire class that want you to think they are creating wealth and not stealing it.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Spider-Man is half'n'half. He got super strength and agility as well as his "spider senses" from the spider bite.

His webshooters, suits, and other tools he made himself. The Raimi films always bugged me that they made his web shooting stuff a mutation from the bite and not showing off his intelligence and engineering skills. Cuz he also didn't have money like Batman or Ironman.

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The biological webbing coming from his wrists was stupid. If it was a spider mutation, he should have had spinnerettes growing from his rear end. The handmade web shooters were way more logical.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Until a writer noticed that the web shooters mean Peter is a once-in-a-century chemist and should be swimming in cash from selling a few things he cobbled together in his apartment. Now, Peter Parker runs a mega-corp. Part of the reason that Miles Morales was introduced is specifically because Peter was no longer an everyman protagonist.

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[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Wolverine is at least born and thrust upon. Any examples of all three?

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am a lay person when it comes to comics, so feel free to tear me apart here. Could Bruce Banner potentially be all 3? His DNA was able to absorb the gamma radiation (born with it), he then had the radiation thrust upon him, and then he did whatever he did to make himself the smart hulk?

A bit of a reach, I know.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, that'd play. I was thinking maybe Dr. Strange, but Banner is better.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dr. Strange is a really good one too! Drawing energy from other realms and all.

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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wolverine was born with healing factor, trained in his fighting skills and then had his admantium skeleton thrust upon him

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I was thinking that but wasn't convinced. Similarly Batman was born rich, trained hard and had bereavement thrust upon, which likely created the persona. Perhaps we're all a bit nature, nurture, and luck.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Naruto i guess? He's a child of a very powerful ninja(born), had a powerful creature sealed inside him at birth(thrust upon), and have to learn how to actually unlease and control that power(create).

Otherwise i can't seems to remember anyone that does have the 3.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I like this one, but I'm not sure I'd call Naruto a superhero.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

batman has no powers whatsoever. he just a very rich person, much like stark, who bought/develop tech. not really thrust as more of an accident, much like brunce banner.

closest thing would be apocalypse the super-mutant, he was forced upon to gain celestial enhanced powers. i think juggernaut is another one, as is lady deathstrike? another one is phoenix.

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[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Batman, what's your super power? I'm rich

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