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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Are they low rise skinny jeans? Those piggy backed off the espresso martini craze and are OUT.

Wouldn’t say that to the person giving me tacit permission to keep getting laid though.

[–] bytejunk@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Oh my, that diction of yours...

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correction: do they fit and do you like them?

Wear fucking corduroy if you want to. Whoever actually cares about this shit has their own wardrobe to govern, they don’t have a say in yours.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ironic that you say corduroy because that's actually very much back in

[–] tomato666@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Just don't try speedy walking in corduroy, you'll likely start a fire.

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 2 points 1 week ago

This meme is old, saw it years ago on Reddit.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So the bf is also the brother?

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 132 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I gotcha, playing dumb so the dad figures out is the bf. Mkk. Sorry I just woke up when I read it 😅

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We all have a woosh moment occasionally

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you want whirled peas?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Oh those Brits are so innovative

[–] mtpender@piefed.world 17 points 1 week ago

🎵"Sweet Home Alabama!"🎵

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago
[–] flying_wotsit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm in my mid 20s and a woman and I found out recently that the skinny jeans I've been wearing for the last decade have supposedly been uncool the whole time. I don't care. Style is personal, and I like them.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Comfort first, style second

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Comfort always.

If I could rig up a comfortable way to wear my hoodies year-round, i would.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

But skinnies are not comfort though

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ever go to dates ?

makes you do crazy stuff for looks

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. I rarely go to dates 😥

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I don't either, but i will say once in a while it is worth it to look how you would like to look, even if it is not optionally comfortable.

But not all the time

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Not cool should never snitch.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be fair, skinny jeans were never in... They've always been pretty lame lol.

Well, on men anyway.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Find your own style. Even if people hate it. Said wearing cargo shorts and a shirt with stitch upside down on it saying “I tried”. I’m 32 and comfort is all that really matters at this point

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.