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[–] dlsloop@lemmy.zip 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Help, my mind is caught in a paradoxical loop!

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago

Ah fuck, there goes my right to vote in Jim Crow South.

[–] xylogx@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Godel showed that self-referential problems like this are impossible to resolve. He proved that the existence of these types of problems mean that math can never completely describe reality as outlined in his incompleteness theorems -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del's_incompleteness_theorems

This is one of the drivers of post-modernist thinking. Douglas Hofstadter talks a lot about this and the nature of consciousness in his famous book Gödel, Escher, Bach -> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%2C_Escher%2C_Bach

[–] iltg@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

as far as i understand, godel's incompleteness doesn't touch reality or ability for math to describe reality. math is very vast and we only need a fraction of it to describe reality right now. whether this description is correct is debatable but not part of godel's proof, which to me only means math can't be "summarized" into a set of "universal" rules. i may be wrong tho, godel's work is a lot to take in

[–] xylogx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, I described it badly and that description is inaccurate. It is technically about completeness which has a very specific definition. The implication that no formal logic system could describe even itself fully and that was a major blow to modernist “clock-maker’s universe” view of the reality.

[–] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Going with D. It'd be 25% for a normal question, but since it's the second 25% this provides some evidence that I read all the answers.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

2 out of 4 answers are the same, and if we say that 25% is correct then you actually have a much higher chance of selecting the correct one. I’m sure there’s some statistics crap to say it’s not 50%, but if half your random choices are correct then that seems right to me. So now 50% is correct, but it’s only 1 in 4 and the odds go back to 25%. So now it’s 0%, except that that’s ALSO on there so now the correct answer is 25% again. The problem is that ever single time 25% becomes the correct answer you now have a 50% chance to get it right if chosen randomly and it’s wrong all over again.

[–] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yep, that's definitely the thought process the question-asker intended. I'm sidestepping that slightly: if an answer is chosen completely at random then one should be able to completely ignore the text of the question and answer, and roll a four-sided die, leading to 25%. I agree that strategy assumes that there's a single correct answer. And the typical expectation of a multiple choice question is to only have a single correct answer. The question itself says "the answer" not "answer(s)", that's perhaps a partial support of the expectation of a single correct answer. But yes, my assumption that there's only a single correct answer, while reasonable in general, could be considered flawed considering the nature of the question itself.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

The text says “the answer” and 25% having two ways to get to it does not mean there are two answers. You can’t just say you’re avoiding assumptions and then make more assumptions that are even more outlandish.

Ultimately, you can’t really side-step how impossible it is to answer it correctly. The answer is to write in “e) fuck off”

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

The question is both self-aware and mutated. We have to burn it with fire before it learns to replicate.

[–] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

C) none of the possible answers is correct if picked randomly so you have 0% chance to get it right

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance...

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Nono, see your chance of picking it at random is 0% because none of the answers are right - but if you pick it intentionally, then it's the correct answer. galaxy brain meme

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[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My response when I saw this again a week or two ago was "the answer is 0%, but only if you don't pick it."

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you were to pick at random it would be 25% given there are 4 options being. However, that isn’t the same as the question about the question, which you see 25% percent twice meaning you could Be randomly right twice actually, so the answer to this question about a question is b.) 50%.

[–] whatsisface@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, because if you choose randomly there's only a 25% chance of choosing B.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

But if your answer is 25% there is a 50% chance of randomly getiing it right.

G.E.B.

[–] Buage_@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago

Around 33%?

[–] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if the correct answer is b or c, you would be right a quarter of the time

if the correct answer is a or d you would be right half the time.

athere are 3 correct answers. assuming the correct answer is chosen at random, you would be right 1/3x1/2 + 2/3x1/4 = 1/3 of the time

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[–] CanIFishHere@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Classical paradox question. There is no correct answer.

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's a 50% chance of choosing 25%, but 25% might not be the correct answer. So I'm going 0% because it fits all of my previous life choices.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

25% would normally be the correct answer, but since it's there twice it would be 50%, but since there's only a 1/4 chance if hitting 50%, 50% would be wrong, so it's impossible to pick the right answer, making it 0%, but since there's a 1/4 chance of selecting 0%, that makes it 25%, but 25% is there twice, so it would be 50%, but....

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm writing in

e) All or none of the above.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

33.3333333333333333333333333333333....

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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A. I'll go with A. Huh, that was easy.

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[–] the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Math with no rules is a pattern. Math with rules is useful. Bouncing back and forth might refine the process?

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

No time to think about it! C!

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 8 points 4 days ago
[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So what you do is, ignore the supposed answers and and write 25% next to them.

Problem solved!

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to write and circle "e) 20%".

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Cunning, that'll work too!

[–] theham@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

a == d

a + d = b

c = burn it down

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The struggle is real

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