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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 120 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The verification can is something you drink though!

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eat verification Nutriloaf^®^

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

For Lemmy it's "verification beans" and you're not allowed to poop for three days.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 71 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity"

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 22 points 1 month ago

Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Nice one! Lol

[–] Strongbeard@programming.dev 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Drink a verification can."

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

That's ok, they're working on fixing that

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

User logged in.

Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.

Would you like to order again? Redeem the offer now for 30% discount at KFC.

[–] Pretty_Critter@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

You are what you eat.

[–] mack@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you're not a bot"

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago

It's floating witch rules. If you survive you're a bot.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Then it's something you have after big tummy aches

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you know what you ate though

[–] percent@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

and you are what you eat

[–] jerakor@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.

[–] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Something you saw in a fever dream

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

But can you have your meal and eat it too?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well why not

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

Skill issue.

git guud

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

It blows my mind when multiple choice answers are structured such that the question can be effectively replaced with “which does not belong?” And most (probably more) people would still get it right.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they're being implanted in dogs