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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The number of people breathing their own aerosolized toilet water is too dam high!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you're hermetically sealing your toilet lid with aftermarket parts, this number includes you.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it is greatly reduced, though.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Ah but they're using the old why get vaccinated if you can still get the virus logic. The only logical response is to pound down some lettuce and blast those particles right back at that toilet scum. Ass testosterone checks pronto

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Add that with these lights and you'll never wonder how your shit looks again.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It never occurred to me until now that a toilet tank is a great place for fun stickers.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When I was younger, my parents got a small pop-up pool. It wasn't long before the "NO DIVING - SHALLOW WATER" sticker that came with it ended up on the toilet.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Or that camera screen setup that newer fridges use to see the inside.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 1 points 1 month ago

I do, personally, because that's like basic manners.

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, that's definitely one of the things I should do. One day.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, good for the immune system 💪💪 I keep my toothbrush out in the open too

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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Everyone closes the lid completely when they're done. Problem solved. Equality established. World peace flourishes.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Toilet has lid for a reason, to cover it when not in use. I am constantly flabbergasted that more people don't get that. Do they leave the mayo lidless in the fridge too because it makes it easier to make a sandwich??

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife and I just have separate bathrooms. We're both nesters, so sharing wasn't working.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ahh, the Two-State Solution to peace.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's what I do but my sister said it can evidently grow mold on the seat cover if you don't use it for a few days :(

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We keep the lids down on our toilets to keep the dogs and cats out of them. Never seen mold growing on them at all. We have plastic, slow-close lids though. Maybe regular lids are more prone to that?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hadn't had issues either but a lot of people seem to. I don't have wooden, only plastic, so maybe that is why.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

My guest room has a rarely used toilet with a plastic, slow-close lid that is opened, at most, possibly twice a week. We recently had to replace it because it was very visibly moldy to a disgusting degree.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's true, the bathroom connected to our guest bedroom doesn't get a lot of use. We keep that lid up with the bathroom door closed (to keep the cats out of the water) to avoid the mold. I've never encountered that problem on a toilet used even once a week though.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah I think only if we're out of the house for extended periods of time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I always have wanted to know: Who the hell doesn't look at the seat before sitting down? Or is the "i might fall in" response also just a joke? 🤔

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I did it one time when I woke up at 3am to pee. Had to keep the light off to not wake the Mrs.

It wasn't fun. But it wasn't life ending. I got a nightlight for the bathroom after that.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

They might look at the seat.

(But they wouldn't know)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

When you wake up having to pee in the middle of the night and don't want to turn the light on

Also in general, as someone with a vulva, my mental model of a toilet is that the seat only is up for cleaning.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Habit and expectation can be powerful things. Also, our brains often fills in what we expect to see. A quick, peripheral glance at the toilet while expecting to see it in one state (seat down, lid up, for example) could leave one thinking they did see it in that state when in fact they didn't get a proper look at it.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I've always said if a person sits on a toilet with the seat up it's a failure on two parts.

Yes the previous user should've put the seat down but who tf just plops ass first onto something without looking first?

At that point you get what you deserve, a wet stinky ass.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

People that are used to living alone or with other women. Established habit and all that jazz.

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[–] Dirtboy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will ensure I lift the seat before I go, you ensure you lower the seat before you go.

We can both be responsible!

[–] S0UPernova@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah whenever you flush paricles fly everywhere with ot up so if you have uncovered toothbrushes they get a peppering of poo.

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the constant struggle of pushing a boulder... downhill.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the joke is she's constantly putting the lid down

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

True, but equally difficult.

[–] Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Once I learned about the shit vortex (technically called toilet plumes) there was no way I wasn't going to close the lid.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Close the lid to flush. Lift to vent the ass. Fart fan ain't helping what it can't reach, Greg

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