this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2026
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[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I knew before even looking. It's just got that violet flavor

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 2 hours ago

Apparently women don't just suck at math, but also at poetry.

Explains a lot tbh.

[–] content_educator_94@thelemmy.club 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Did she have another account?

This is her third, iirc.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because you're on page 89, not 69

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

I literally came here to make this joke :/

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago

haha because 6, 8, 9 haha

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago

I want to know too. For once, poetry speaks to me.

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 4 points 16 hours ago

Feeling cultured today, are we?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 15 points 22 hours ago

I ask myself the same question regarding my asshole.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 23 hours ago

I just don't understand math.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Where is your little Be-peu single dad? Certainly he can be called upon in the hour of great need.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

this isn't one of my autobiographical posts😌

i'm not lacking right now

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

They thought they caught you slacking

But those cheeks have been clapping

Your cup overfloweth,

While the thirsty boys are fapping

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

Here amongst all this yapping

This fucker is straight rapping

Not gonna lie now fam

Your boy here won't be caught capping

The greatest poet of our time.