Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
Dreamies for you Docklesocks
Fishsticks for you Scullypops
Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.
I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!
Only goofs & silliness. (:
Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
Dreamies for you Docklesocks
Fishsticks for you Scullypops
Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
🎵"I said maybe! You're gonna be the pup that saved me! Because afterrrr allllll! YOU'RE MY URZA DOG!!!" 🎶
Belted out at about a thousand decibels to the tune of Wonder Wall by Oasis. It's considered a war crime in Los Angeles county.
Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU! (sing it)
Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU!

🎶 Who? Is? My little sweet potato? 🎶
/Lift her paw to make her look like she's answering a question in class/
🎶 I yam! 🎶
She's our Ada Putaaayta
She's our Ada Putaaayta
She's our Ada Putaaayta
We dug her up.
A friend is staying at our house fur the week, and we're watching their pups during the day. They sing:
Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans toe BEEEeans, you're such a fuzzy pup, toe beans
(Jolene, Dolly Parton)
I was going to say “what, people do that? Thats fucking silly” and then my wife reminded me that I literally have a song for my cat, Nyarlathotep, that I sing to him when I pick him up and for some reason my brain forgot about that or simply thought it didn’t count.
Anyway, it goes to the tune of “Don’t Bring Me Down” by ELO
NYAR Nyar nyar NYAR Nyar NYAR nyar Nyrar nyar nyar nyuh nyar NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR
Chloe the Cat Song
Cuz she’s a Chloe McChloe,
(She is a…good Chloe)
Chloe McChloe!
(Oh yeaaaaah!)
You little shit,
you little shit,
why don't you shut up,
its 2am...
you little shit,
you little shit,
why don't you shut up
like your brother has?
its 3am!
you little shit,
you little shit,
why do you zoomies
at 4am?
you make your brother
go on a run
you tap your paws
so very loud
its 4am,
its 4am
why do you do this?
its 5am
its 5am,
why do you still meow?
we fed you once
your brother twice
and yet you still meow...
you little shit
you little shit
and so is your brother
please let me sleep
please let me sleep
i am so bloody tired
Context: two siblings cats, recently adopted. They take turns to meow at night, both asking for food and i guess to check where we are. Once fed they go to sleep... for a bit and then the other one will meow... i have not had a full night's sleep in 3 months...
Firstborn:
She's a silly Sally, silly Sally, silly Sally
She's a sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty
(On repeat. Usually for long enough for her to have lost and then regained interest in whatever I was doing while singing.)
Wild child:
MISTAAAAAR... boycat...
MISTAAAAAR... boycat...
HE'S MYYYYY... baby...
HE'S MYYYYY... boycat...
(Usually when he enters the room. Still has mixed success in distracting him from choosing violence...)
You Are My Sunshine, but I change 'sunshine' to 'Penshine'. Svefn-G-Englar by Sigor Rós is another song that I would always spontaneously sing to her.
reminds me of this video essay where they ask the question how different animals feel about human music