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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

I predicted this after his reputation fully tanked when he went full MAGA/ DOGE. Every earnings report is going to depress the stock price more and more, until the floor just falls out, and it collapses.

Tesla is NEVER coming back. It will be bankrupt in 3 years.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)

People said the same after he did the nazi salute. You guys don't learn.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 minutes ago

The nazi salute is the same time they're talking about though...

And the stock is starting to tank, because the earnings are shit, but they've been way below it's valuation for ages

[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 3 points 35 minutes ago

I would rather walk than buy a tesla

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 15 points 2 hours ago

In two weeks when SPCX employees can sell, please let them cash out and resign as hard as possible. They're reasonable intelligent people who know the promises are science fantasy, so this is a plausible scenario. Then, as investors lose faith, Tesla enters true freefall right as fElon tries to leverage his shares to float SPCX. Let this Icarus of Grift come spiraling down so we never have to hear about him or his cultists again.

[–] abc@suppo.fi 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Looking at short term with stocks is never the right thing to do. Stocks go up and down every day.

You should always look at 1Y and 5Y and as we see for Tesla, that's ..... oh.

Nevermind.

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

No earnings you say...

Pinksheets you say...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The stans will prop it back up.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

Why are Hank and Dale coming back from a Costco trip? Like don't get me wrong I could totally see both of them going to Costco and Dale getting into some hijinx with their rotisserie chicken or something, but like why?

[–] clifmo@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's still way over valued

[–] sanitation@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Yep. 10x. Should be 30$

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

Overvalued garbage tends to do that

[–] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Given how the modern day stock market works, does it really matter? I’m sure most of us get elated when a headline like this floats around, but unfortunately Tesla is not going anywhere anytime soon.

[–] busted_Anoose@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

And why do we give a shit about a white supremacist's car company again?

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Nobody wants to buy a car from a car company that only wants to build robots in the future.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I bought an EV recently, and Ive been asked a few times why I didn't get a Tesla. There's a wide range of reasons but the one that's the most fun to say is "I wanted a car made by a real car company".

[–] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

My go to us "I don't support pedophiles"

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 1 points 29 minutes ago

Nazi pedophiles at that!

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

I might try that next time

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 hours ago

Oof, 1 year of gains wiped out

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oof.

I sold my shares years ago, when Musk started to show his first signs of becoming radicalized. Looks like it was a pretty good call.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Unfortunately there are still some worshippers of his, even low key ones.

[–] LazyBaby@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

This really perplexes me. Maybe I'm kind of in a bubble.

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm convinced half of them just aren't paying attention. You would be surprised how easy it is to just.... Not know what is going on.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago (21 children)

Yet somehow the asshole is a trillionaire. That don't sit right with me. tf is going on

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 44 minutes ago

Subsidized government contracts

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 24 points 6 hours ago

Not anymore.

Thanks to the freefalling stock.

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