Privatized social security?
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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Privatized anything in the US always leads to enshittified garbage.
Right? Wtf? Also, Liz Cheney as president would be no picnic either.
This is neo-liberal ideals. It's terrible because neo-liberalism itself is terrible.
You rent each number on your ssn individually, if you miss a payment then you lose a random number. When you only have 1 number left you get sent to an island where you have to kill 8 people. For every person killed you get their respective number, if you manage to kill 8 then your new ssn is composed out of their numbers.
If your new ssn is a duplicate of an existing number then a duel is arranged between you and the existing holder of said number unless either party pays the ssn company 9 million dollars for a new number.
Who leaked the Michael Bloomberg reform plan?
Yes, and everyone can look up used and empty SSN, so you know what numbers other random island people could be looking for.
The bad guy isn't the government though, it's some random guy that keeps abducting other people instead of killing them, and lets other people get the kill to avoid the 9 mill/duel scenario
The main character is super fine with all of this for some reason, and ends up killing the number cuck, but that's the main characters last number. Main character ends up with the same number as the president of the United States, who for some reason doesn't use the buyout option, probably because he's an asshole.
Like health insurance i guess
i belive this could be what is often called "satire" or "rage bait"
Donald Trump is not living until 2035 under any circumstance, unless we symbolically hold his bloated corpse in a supermax.
If we left his remains in the wilderness to be consumed by scavangers, it would probably be his most positive contribution to the world.
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In 2030 his consciousness is extracted and preserved as a neural network by Peter Thiel in a desperate attempt to control the maga movement. In 2033 it is seized by the FBI, uploaded into a SpaceX orbital data center and locked in geostationary orbit, guaranteeing operation for the next 10,000 years.
It explodes on the launchpad
Brick it shut and let him rot, it's better than he deserves after all he has done.
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"social security has been privatized"
dems😭😭😭
Yeah that's the odd one out isn't it.
Did you not notice Liz Cheney?
Who? Sorry I'm not American.
Yeah, WTF. Idiots.
So many people seem to have missed that this is the shitpost magazine.
There's a difference between a good shitpost, and a nornalpost that is shit. Learn the art, practice the craft.
If Liz Cheney, daughter of shotgun Dicky, is president the US is well and truly fuckin' cooked.
The Overton needs a fucking reset or something. tf is this?
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The Fall of Japan is a bit of a surprise
Nice b8 m8
tips fedora
WTF? Stupid fucking neoliberals.
“And this photo was taken at the south pole visiting center”
The liberal dream. (I use liberal in the classical sense. Here in the US - where people don't know what words mean - instead of "liberal" folks here might refer to them as "centrists," "moderates" or "neoliberals." Interesting that neoliberals are somehow not liberals here in the US, even though "liberal" is IN THE DAMN NAME!)
Why don't we just call a politician by how they act and not by what ideology they pretend to have?
This.
There are billionaires in the Chinese Communist Party. North Korea calls itself a 'democratic republic.' The Reddest US states are also the ones taking the most money from the Federal government.
Any discussion of political labels outside a classroom is folly.
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Just kill me. I'm tired.
stabs rib "Woops" stabs eye "Damnit hang on" stabs foot "How did that even!?"
Liz Cheney being president is not a positive. Non-whites and LGBT+ folk are still fighting for their rights and to get representation. No-bid government contracts are going to big construction and big military instead of big tech. Social programs are still gutted and dying or dead. Big religion dominates education. We're still locked in a war in the Middle East or Asia. The world is still burning while the federal government still refuses to regulate big polluters.
I like those style of lights. If I ever find some cheap enough, I'm going to string them up in my living room and have a picnic.
They were at Costco for 30 bucks when I was there last week
You wish, look Donald Trump winning the next rigged election and the USA citizens posting more slop politics.
If he lives another nine years I’ll eat my hat.
He's got weeks. A few months at most.
Donald trump isn't making it to 95
He might die before his term is up. The ultimate boomer "fuck you got mine"
That motherfucker still alive?
That was a nice warm feeling for a minute, thanks for that. Ope, gotta get back to my hellscape of a life again thanks for that byyyyeee
My problem with this future is that it doesn't look like people use proper punctuation and stroked lettering to make it easier to read text plastered across a busy background.
I'd call it the darkest timeline, but putting the timeline in darkmode might improve things.
n then we lwk get cooked by climate change
At the rate we're going, we might obliterate a significant portion of our fossil fuel economy before that happens.
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