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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I take off my robe and wizard hat.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

That entire thing was super mean iirc

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Where the fuck is the sick ass belt???

How the hell am I supposed to conjure a spell if my robe is flapping everywhere?

[–] Float@startrek.website 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oh I already owned the belt.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He didn't get those wicked forearms by skipping deadlift day.

Probably didn't get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don't have doors on the ground floor.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sans belt, it'd certainly conjure something up in me.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago
[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago

Help me balance my wizard budget

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What, no garters and stockings?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The most frustrating thing about bras are that you have to import them once you get past size F…

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on location.

Here in NZ 'plus sizes' are... big here.

As in, available in ordinary department stores.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah. One of the standard department stores near me has larger ones than on that chart in local sizing.

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren't (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately they only go up to size M -_-

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That sounds way to good as a company or band name.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago

It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where can I get a sweet robe 26.50?

This post is bullshit.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Kazuma's "Steal" ability would have interesting results against this wizard.

I only get my wizard hat from louis vuitton

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wearing Naughty Nightwear everywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago