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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

No that was Clarissa. Clitoris was the leader of Parliament-Funkadelic.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No, that was George Clinton. You are thinking of Clitoris, the FBI agent from Silence of the Lambs.

[–] ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No, that was Clarice Starling. You're thinking of Clitoris Rosfield from the video game Final Fantasy XVI.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that was Clive Rosfield. You're thinking of Clitoris "Clit" Eastwood, a famous actor known for westerns.

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No, that is Clint Eastwood. You're thinking of Clitoris, the being that empowers the Juggernaut, frequent enemy and occasional ally to the X-Men

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, thats Cyttorak. You're thinking of Clitoris, the branch of mathematics that studies continuous change.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No that's calculus. You're thinking of clitoris, the people who leave trash everywhere.

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that's litterers. You're thinking of clitoris, the guy who played Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad.

[–] Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, that's Dean Norris. You're thinking of Clitoris High School that got shot up in '99

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that Columbine. You're thinking of Clitoris, the old mouthwash brand that somehow tasted worse than Listerine.

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, that's Lavoris. You're thinking of clitoris, the type of black candy made from a plant's dried root.

[–] webcam_stalker@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

nah that's licorice. clitoris is the full name of the actor clit eastwood, who starred in movies like cry macho, the good the bad and the ugly, and a fistfull of dollars

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

No, that's licorice. You're thinking of that antifungal cream.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

No, that's Columbine. You're thinking of Saint Clitoris of Nantes, the first bishop of the town of Nantes, France.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

I think you're referring to George Clinton. Clitoris is when you use the CI tool "Codename Taurus" from the shell.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I genuinely never get tired of this joke.

It's dumb, but I like a lot of dumb jokes. Be less concerned with how clever a joke is and be more whimsical, even if it's dumb.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just something I spotted whilst perusing the groups I am in on FB. Cue FB haters.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm angry or something. Can't be bothered. Someone else be mean for me.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FB stands for Football an American sport where the players try to give each-other lasting brain damage. You should not support it.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

First one to retire with night terrors loses!

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Clitoris is that girl who get's raped on a pinball machine in Silence of the Lambs.

[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where in the world is Clitoris Sandiego? Him: I don't know. Her: She's right there!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Still can't see it.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hold.my clitoris I'm going in?

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and non of them found what they were looking for...

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I think that would've been a better end to the Carmen Sandiego line. Where on the world is she?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The last one is Clarissa Explains it All. Clitoris is the orangutang from Every Which Way You Can.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No, you're thinking of clitoris eastwood

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Surely Clitoris the Big Red Dog would be too easy to find?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago

Clitoris Umbridge

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

No, that was that show about parentless teen YouTube influencers called I Clitoris, which shared the same title as an old PBS drama about Ancient Rome.

[–] QuietGenesis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dw guys a clitoris is actually part of the vagina 🙄 ugh cant believe people are so stupid these days.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That sounds like liberal propaganda.

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

it's not even a real thing to find!

[–] enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Christ at this point we'll never find her.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

No, his name is Carlos Godiñes!