This is misinformation, you should not listen to OP
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Cat.
Surely you jest. They would never do anything so devious!
No brother, I have witnessed it with my own eyes brother!
Strawman! You need to cote your sources.
One bad apple, surely.
Alms... alms for the poor... alms...

Catphishing.
It's not just cats. The dogs have learned to lie, too. I had one literally cross its heart and hope to die that it had never eated a morsel of food in its entire life.
That's how I talk to my cat.
"Meow!"
"Really?"
"MEEEOOOWW!"
"Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"
"MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!"
"Ok then let's get you fed, you poor thing."
I, for one, am shocked.
WHAT
Would a cat actually do that? Just tell lies?
Did a dog write this? Surely its just propaganda for GoodBoyPAC
most of the times they are just bored...