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That makes sense when you are in the store and still buying them.

It doesn't make sense when they are already in the oven being heated and have been paid for some time ago.

"Daniel"

I don't buy meat, but I'll eat it if it's given to me. It's a treat to me, and I savour it when it happens. The downside is that vegetarians, vegans, and meat eaters all hate me 😂

Regular vegetarians have tried to tell them to tone it down, it just makes them more radical.

Do you expect vegans to mind control other vegans or something? Militant people are usually not the ones who listen when you ask them to shut up.

It's as annoying as someone bragging about big ol' raw steaks and ribs and such, like they have been doing in the Texas political stuff lately. Both as a smear ("look at this pussy non-Texan!") and a defense ("I do love ribs, I really do!") and it all comes across the same way to me.

Truthfully, neither types of statements personally bother me, but given everything we know about the climate, economics, etc., the vegans are better and easier to defend.

That’s the joke. You don’t have to cook them because it’s mechanically reclaimed mulch and probably already sterilised.

Oven or air fryer are a game changer

A lot of them do in the oven. They’re way better that way.

to make them delicious, yes.
Also maybe you need less time if you're only making 4 in an air fryer, but us sane people make 8.