You're not going to get me to stop eating Taco Bell. I will continue to expand my ass to a size never before seen.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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I certainly do. I'm a Mormon Occultist and a master baiter. I said, I'm a fisher of men. Someone will respond, and if they don't, I'll jist start talking to myself and have a real funky time.
Do you like to fondle your own self, my dude?
Bro, there is no such thing as a "self."
Fuxk I spelled just wrong. Guess .y life if over
Too weird to live, too rare to die
Hey, I got a trick question for you;
The Earth. Is is it round or flat?
Garden gnomes?
They're always called garden gnomes, as if they don't go home at night and have their own things to do.
Finally a meme that doesnβt mention Mitch McConnell by name.
Now the comments do!
Reminds me of that time Roger Ailes died.
Honestly one of me is too many. Bye Bye all!
That won't stop me from the ultimate goal of cloning myself to become an innumerable army of supersoldiers!
Planting your socks in radioactive soil isn't going to work, I keep telling you this.
Easy there Horatio
Welp we tried. But apparently Gork is impervious to memes! Who could have seen that coming!
If the clones start having sex with each other, is it incests or is it masturbation?
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Whichever one makes it hotter ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Identical twins are natural clones. It's not that clones are some magical copy, just two individuals sharing the same DNA
If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that's masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it's attached to another meat pilot, but it's exactly the same dick.
So no one is excluded
Swap the word dick for pussy, if you don't have a dick.
Makes sense. Thank you MeatPilot.
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