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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 104 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Just resigned, no other consequences?

Party of Law and Order, everyone.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 34 points 1 month ago

Article linked in another comment said he was arrested & behind bars. Your guess as to whether they mean the pub variety.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"[...] is behind bars again, this time for allegedly sexually assaulting and molesting a child."
Right, but as always the drag queens are the dangerous ones...

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not to mention he was going to drive or had just driven while high on crack cocaine...

Zero regard for human life.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This comment made me question what crack does to your reaction times. It isn't making them hallucinate as far as I know. Alcohol and cannabis slow your reaction times, but I was curious. So I ended up stumbling on this study where John Hokins er... Drugged animals https://pure.johnshopkins.edu/en/publications/effects-of-cocaine-on-simple-reaction-times-and-sensory-threshold-3/

The curious part to me was this line from the abstract. "at higher doses, either decreases or increases in reaction times were observed, depending upon the animal. "

So apparently there are times with certain beings that may have quicker reaction times maybe. Need to figure out if I'm interested enough to read the whole study to find out what they meant.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Even if the reaction times were to increase, I doubt that there's zero impact on the ability to make safe judgement calls, practice safe driving, etc.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

There's only one thing you can use the word "always" with and it's the word "projection". They will always project. So if they're screaming about pedos, that's what they'll be.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Something something Hunter Biden something massive penis something laptop crack hahahaha

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rob Ford smoked crack and he didn't resign like a pussy he admitted it during a press conference! He was the best mayor ever! 😡

/s

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Didn't he also have a prostitute? Such a great way to give back to the community by stimulating the local economy.

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[–] stopdropandprole@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (5 children)

oh is this the same Republican councilman also suspected of first degree child molestation?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course he was molesting children, but crack is illegal in USA

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemme guess where the other "T" went...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Up your but

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm confused. If he's diddling with kids then, obviously, he is trying to run for presidency at some point in the future. So why resign?

Is this kiddie fiddler so incompetent that he doesn't know about darvo? The "deny everything and loudly project" process? The flooding the zone with shit approach?
If so then, yeah, he'll make a great president. The best. Tremendous even ...because that's the sort of person america votes in (TWICE!!).

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Resignation for Republicans isn't the end of their career, but instead a nice vacation while they wait for the public's collective short attention span to do its thing. Then they come back in some other better paid position.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And even if a scandal blows up enough to kill their political career, they can still make bank by becoming a paid lobbyist or Fox News commentator.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I assumed thats what the title referred to.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Isn't the entire GOP suspected of child molestation at this point?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would he resign? Republicans have no shame he could he just continued on like nothing happened.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, you see, crack is a "lower class/black people drug" so that's why he had to resign. If he would've just snorted snow things would've been different. Because THAT is an "upper class white people pick-me-up", those are okay.

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crack put him to sleep? Bro is either mixing it with downers or has ADHD.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe he took too much downers and though the crack would pick him back up? He might not have even smoked any before he passed out.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He’s just a hard working American and deserves some rest

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

What a dummy. Smoking crack isn't the way. Doesn't he know if he wants to rise through the ranks of the GOP he needs to molest some children?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

uhh what about the DUI and felony possession charges???

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

He's a GOP chairman, there won't be any felonies or DUIs

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[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

...and is now the sheriff of the police department.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I'm shocked he resigned. That's usually the first step to a cabinet gig.

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago
[–] Tacky4092@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a shithole of a country

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[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Really he resigned over crack? Well guess he has more time to do crack

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, guys...Trump will pardon him.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But who is this guy and why have I never heard of him? Seems like a convenient distraction for something.

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[–] brem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Look, we're all just humans; capable of mistakes

Not saying that politicians are humans or anything like that..

..but I digress

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Who hasn't taken a little crack nap after a hard day's work? This is just a hard working American!

/s

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Always the ones you suspect the most

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hey, love to talk about this more but I need to go spend so much time with family now.

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