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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

What a dummy. Smoking crack isn't the way. Doesn't he know if he wants to rise through the ranks of the GOP he needs to molest some children?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 102 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Just resigned, no other consequences?

Party of Law and Order, everyone.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 34 points 2 days ago

Article linked in another comment said he was arrested & behind bars. Your guess as to whether they mean the pub variety.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"[...] is behind bars again, this time for allegedly sexually assaulting and molesting a child."
Right, but as always the drag queens are the dangerous ones...

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Not to mention he was going to drive or had just driven while high on crack cocaine...

Zero regard for human life.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

There's only one thing you can use the word "always" with and it's the word "projection". They will always project. So if they're screaming about pedos, that's what they'll be.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Something something Hunter Biden something massive penis something laptop crack hahahaha

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rob Ford smoked crack and he didn't resign like a pussy he admitted it during a press conference! He was the best mayor ever! 😡

/s

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Didn't he also have a prostitute? Such a great way to give back to the community by stimulating the local economy.

He had more than enough to eat at home!

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

uhh what about the DUI and felony possession charges???

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

He's a GOP chairman, there won't be any felonies or DUIs

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[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

...and is now the sheriff of the police department.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would he resign? Republicans have no shame he could he just continued on like nothing happened.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, you see, crack is a "lower class/black people drug" so that's why he had to resign. If he would've just snorted snow things would've been different. Because THAT is an "upper class white people pick-me-up", those are okay.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 15 hours ago

ok can someone please get a crackpipe to trump stat. we need this man hooked on crack please CIA do your thing.

[–] stopdropandprole@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (5 children)

oh is this the same Republican councilman also suspected of first degree child molestation?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of course he was molesting children, but crack is illegal in USA

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lemme guess where the other "T" went...

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Up your but

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm confused. If he's diddling with kids then, obviously, he is trying to run for presidency at some point in the future. So why resign?

Is this kiddie fiddler so incompetent that he doesn't know about darvo? The "deny everything and loudly project" process? The flooding the zone with shit approach?
If so then, yeah, he'll make a great president. The best. Tremendous even ...because that's the sort of person america votes in (TWICE!!).

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Resignation for Republicans isn't the end of their career, but instead a nice vacation while they wait for the public's collective short attention span to do its thing. Then they come back in some other better paid position.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

And even if a scandal blows up enough to kill their political career, they can still make bank by becoming a paid lobbyist or Fox News commentator.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Isn't the entire GOP suspected of child molestation at this point?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Always the ones you suspect the most

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Crack put him to sleep? Bro is either mixing it with downers or has ADHD.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Maybe he took too much downers and though the crack would pick him back up? He might not have even smoked any before he passed out.

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[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Who hasn't taken a little crack nap after a hard day's work? This is just a hard working American!

/s

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Really he resigned over crack? Well guess he has more time to do crack

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago
[–] Tacky4092@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What a shithole of a country

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's so much worse than anyone outside the country realizes... But it's also better in the sense that people fighting back is never repeated in the media.

This country is deeply divided and people are protesting and resisting in every city.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I'm shocked he resigned. That's usually the first step to a cabinet gig.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But who is this guy and why have I never heard of him? Seems like a convenient distraction for something.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Don't worry, guys...Trump will pardon him.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Look, we're all just humans; capable of mistakes

Not saying that politicians are humans or anything like that..

..but I digress

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Hey, love to talk about this more but I need to go spend so much time with family now.

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