"Someone you don't like's cheese" broke me.
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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Using commas is an act of communism!!
Yes, they should've said "Dispose of your heel flakes into the parmesan of your enemies!"
I think the grammar is correct but I don’t like it one bit.
Free parmesan? Why waste it on people you don't like?
Umami is umami
Old feet and parmesan and radroaches all tastes the same and you're just lying to yourself that they don't.
"You can't just put mirelurk meat between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich!"
Jokes on you I’m into that shit.
(I’m not, I’m seriously not though, I was making a joke, please don’t do that I’m really not oh god what have I done)
Too late
calluses your parmesan
Alright there Satan
I like to borrow my friends’ Microplane from the kitchen whenever I visit so I don’t have to pack my ped-egg
The obvious problem being that if you don't like someone, how are you getting access to their cheese?
Never had a shitty roommate?
I would never have done this but I know shitty people who might've
If you have a shitty roommate, you probably share parmesan. And if you don't, you probably buy the same brand.i can't think of a scenario where you're not flirting with eating your own foot dust
specifically for Nazi-ICE - when they eat italian
Crunchy dandruff.
More chewy than crunchy, right?
Recalling when as a kid, I used to clip my heel callouses with nail clippers and munch on the tiny skin noodles 😋🍜
Don't those things make people shorter over time?
I've never heard of any studies definitively proving that Parmesan cheese shrinks people.