Are Putin's testicles hiding there?
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2026
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It's called a "nussy"
The feeling when you nut in the nussy.
Grab him by the pussy.
As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don't think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.
Can you start? This is incredibly funny.
I wanted one, so thank you. And I'm sorry it doesn't
I didn't. Please retract this fact, OP.
I also don't believe there is any such thing as auto-mosaic AI either in use on broadcast TV, FWIW, but I can't prove that.
Iirc there's a deliberate few seconds delay in the broadcast so censors have time to cover things.
Fact checking, in my Shitpost community??
In this economy?
It's auto-pixelated fact-checking so you can't actually see it.
I'm sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.
I could have believed it as an automated system on NHK or something.
Would be hilarious :D
Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.
I just wish so hard for it to be true that it clouds my judgement.
Pixelate the neckgina, do it!
I mean, that's why people believe Newsmax too. It's not that they're particularly dumb. It's that most people prefer confirmation bias to facts.
My president is a giant pussy?!
he's a Ballchinian!
Hey! That's illegal! Showing a penis like that! WTF! Why can't I blur his orangeness' penis? Oh it's one pixel. Yeah, that's tough. You tried.
Thrunt.
I thought it was thrussy
What a glorious word.
Yea, Thrunt is winning so far.
Please be true 🙏
Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.
Neckussy
Jowlgina
Guys I'll take on for the team and fuck it.
Ussername checks out. We found the right person for the job.
Nunt
Nussy.
Not what people usually mean by "throatfuck"
I hope i'm able to forget this post, like the sheep did it in the sheep detectives.
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They have a porn censor AI for their TV? 😂😂
As Walter Isaacson says in his Jobs biography: "Some stories are too good to fact-check."
He is a cunthroat politician after all.
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