"Hey, could you hold this modem while I take your photo?"
"Sure, how's this?"
"Hmmm, not bad, but could you hold it more... sexily?"
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You read that as "sexy"?
I interpret it more as "deeply resents his agent and rightly so" 😄
I saw that picture of Tim and my first thought was very similar to yours:
"Now look like you're in Vulcan's Forge and it's your first pon-farr...PERFECT!"
That is 100% Nick Locarno. And he appears to be stoned.
Nah, that's Courteney Cox's boyfriend from Masters of the Universe
Oh man, I've rewatched it recently and that was a pleasant surprise.
I had never realized the nod to European cities with Locarno and Paris. Looking forward to Hans Düsseldorf
He looks EXACTLY like Tom Paris tho. I mean look at him.
I don't see it
Cashing that printer in for some more weed bro. The New Sydney Prison Colony buys two printers a month because of this kid.
He needs to learn horticulture.
Why is Paris stealing that printer?
He’s going to smash it in a field.
Lucky printer
Feeder is jammed /moans
I remember buying this issue of this magazine specifically for this interview/photo spread. I was very disappointed because it was super lame. I think it was for something I would normally never read like variety or parade magazine or something.
When I looked it up earlier, it said this was from Parade. Good memory!
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I've never felt attraction for ms Mulgrew before but... Rawr!
I'd take her out for coffee
She’s just as likely to take you out for coffee.
But I'm not even a transporter abomination!
I wouldn't mind getting stuck in a modular shelter on some random class-m planet with her
It's cos janeway has Big Mum energy. Outside of her role she was pretty smoking
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I love how most of these look like they're showing off their stuff while Robert Duncan McNeill and Garrett Wang look like they're off to do something stupid with it. Honestly, that has peak Harry and Tom energy.
And the Doctor is exactly the kind of person who wouldn't shut up about his Blackberry.
Bit unusual what Robert Beltran is doing. That picture has more personality than seven seasons of Chakotay.
That modem's going to be pon farred by Tuvok
That printer is useless without the cables. Even then the odds of it working are 50/50.
Top right, leather t-shirt. Don't know how anyone can wear stuff like that that doesn't breathe.
Yet another reason Harry will always be an Ensign.
He had a habit of wearing uncomfortable looking fabrics for magazines
That’s just what we had to wear in the late 90s. There was a whole new millennium coming.
That water drop pattern gave me some weird nostalgia flashback but I can't remember exactly from what
Edit: Oh I think we had a mousepad or something with a similar pattern
There was a windows 95 backdrop like this.
Ah, maybe that's what I was remembering
wearing nonbreathable fabrics involves becoming comfortable with the idea and sensation of being uniformly covered in a thick trapped sweat layer
to me it's absolutely miserable but to some it's worth the look
Poor Ethan Phillips up there just holding the camera…
Ethan: in character for Neelix c'mon Kes! give us a little dance!
Jennifer: Ethan...I'm uncomfortable....
Ethan: still in character for Neelix Oh hush sweetie. Nobody will ever know you're only seven years old. Now give us a smile and a little dance!
Either we're in a different timeline or it took that guy over 20 years to develop that transparent aluminum.
There is one photo in this photo shoot that shows a TOS episode on the computer.
Also, if I had been old enough with money, Kate would have instantly convinced me to buy a cell phone. But Robbie looks like a dude that brings that printer to parties.
Balena looking sexy cute.
Kate... I want that call.
Who's with the yellow shirt?
And the rest, well, It's like they're all making fun of the stuff, it's great
That’s Jennifer Lien, who played Kes being filmed by Ethan Phillips who played Neelix.
That makes total sense now that you say it! Thanks
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this is fucking awesome
I didn't realize Harry Kim was a software pirate! Always keep an eye out for them at your local software store!
This just makes me want to watch DS9 and Leverage back to back...
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