I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.

You’re looking for amphetamines, I think

Coffee should taste good. Why hate on coffee that tastes good? It's not even hard to find.

I'll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you're not having it.

Black as midnight, on a moonless night.

I don't understand... can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?

People who drink mud for tough guy points are cringe.

Caffeine is very slightly negatively correlated with darkness of the roast. Dark roasts tend to have less caffeine than light roasts.

Also, drip/pourover/percolator/press coffee tends to have more caffeine per serving than espresso-based drinks. The longer steep time extracts more of the caffeine, and serving sizes tend to just be so much larger to overcome the higher caffeine per unit volume of espresso.

So in reality, the lighter pourover coffee where you have the roaster or barista talking about tasting notes tends to be higher caffeine than the dark, densely brewed bitter stuff.

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Worthy of the shill

The two are not mutually exclusive. Just drink stovetop espresso made from decent beans.

Both can be true

Y'all need to sleep better.

What you get: coffee that walks into your colon, flips a table over, and says, "Get up. We have responsibilities."

So you want it to be whiskey?

thats called meth

AND has hints of cherry and cocoa. Why not both?

you can buy 200mg caffeine caps for that

I need my coffee to bend me over the counter and ram it in dry.

Is it so bad to have both?

I mean plenty of caffeine AND a good flavor without .25 lbs of sugar and 50% half and half is pretty nice...

I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

Gin, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Yeah I felt that way when I was younger, now I want caffeine AND flavor.

Try NOS. That's one reason I like it (the other is it tastes good).

you don't get hints of cherry and grass until you have relinquished the mere desire for caffeine and ascended into true understanding of the bean

Just take caffeine pills jfc

I once worked with a Brazilian woman that complained about all the weak office coffee, and said, "I want my coffee so dark and rich I can chew on it."

100% agreed with her on that.

I'm torn, I'm super sensitive to bitter flavors so I can't stand the taste of most coffee. So like... I'd like it to taste good, but I've basically given up on that without a truly inadvisable amount of sweeteners. So if it's gonna taste horrible to me no matter what, then I'd like way more for it to be the latter. But then I've got ADHD and caffeine doesn't work on me like that lmao.