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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Stupid sexy Flanders

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Hell to the yes. Anytime the discomfort of those that are with you is a must.

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago

Not in this fucking heat.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 hours ago

Now put it on fire!

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

...havin mfer

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Brown for the crack was a … choice

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Covers up the stains

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

"This guy's got the right idea"

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

it's hot. so you choose shorts.

you choose the hottest fucking shorts possible with the technology of 1971.

your testes cook.

there is no upside to any of this.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Me neither but the brown stripe up the ass could have been better placed.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 9 hours ago

yeah I noticed that after I made the comment. it's an unfortunate placement in the design. it'll either make you look sort of naked or like you shit your pants.

but I still dig the potential capability for the mate in my life to weave me clothing besides a scarf.

I'd probably ask for a hoodie, or a halvsie.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

like a grilled cheese sandwich

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I like grilled cheeses

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The image confounded me, but your comment hurt my soul.

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 23 points 1 day ago

Ah yes

The crochorts

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Should have made them with chunky yarn.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. It's been a decade since I saw this. I knit. And every time it makes the rounds someone sends it to me. Even though it's crotchet. Which is the fast way to irritate a knitter.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But you could knit shorts, right?

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've done "boy shorts" before. A lot more work than thongs. But it's really more about people not knowing the difference between knitting and crocheting. It's like giving someone who loves metal a Winger CD but it turns out they are a blacksmith.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is that the boy shorts or the thong? Never seen any of those in a knitted version, so I have no idea what to expect

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Boy shorts. Thongs have a very different geometry.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks for clearing that up with another photo. Have a nice day

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

It took a while to find one that wasn't completely NSFW.

knitting changes lives.

show us the front!!!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Babe grab my corn on the cob shorts, we’re going out tonight

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

And belt loops!

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well ventilated, I think? Just the thing for us Europeons!

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This isn't a heat wave, this is a sweltering heat wave.

I used a translation app in case anyone else was struggling with the German

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It isn’t just too warm…

It’s TSUWARMI

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

this is cute

[–] dangrousperson@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Its a pun that doesn't translate well

Zu warm = too warm

Zuwarmi sounds like tsunami in German

=> This isn't a heat wave its a heat tsunami

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Your app translates "zuwarmi" as "sweltering heat wave"?

Its a pun on tsunami, and not a real word

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I guess the app did pretty well given the fake word.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 47 minutes ago

Whats weird is that it neither tried to do a literal translation nor to preserve the pun, when "too-warm-i", the literal translation, still is at least pun-adjecant

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

🙋 I’d prefer them to be pj like ish.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I have pretty thick body hair. For me wearing this would be a sensory nightmare, and it would also make my butt look like Nancy.

Image of the comic strip character Nancy, with her trademark hairstyle made of short prickly lines pointing outward in all directions from her round head.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Ah, the 70's.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

i can think of a few managers Ive had who would look really good in these

[–] plateee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I was looking for a new crafting project...