this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Jerry Seinfeld is a genocide condoning piece of shit.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 15 points 3 days ago

He's also into kids

[–] LazyPsychonaut@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh my god we can say shit like that here?! Thank fuck, I got a Reddit ban (permanent) 12 years down the shitter cause I compared the actions of modern day Israel to a certain historical German political party… don’t think they liked that one! And it was instant too, soon as I posted I got a “GraphQL” error then like 30 seconds later a message saying my account was banned for “promoting hate”

So far, yes, seems we can say things that are basically objectively true.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He also likes underage girls.

[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

America isn't really any better, they helped Israel literally bomb "missile struck" a girls' school in Minab, Iran. Then blamed it on ai. And somehow, it seemed to be swept under the rug. But this post isn't about that either.

This post isn't memeing with Magastan in the picture though.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Just like Jerry Seinfeld... ironically.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This checks out.

[–] Kaaskaasei@lemy.nl 5 points 3 days ago

To be fair, I liked reddit. It was a good platform.

But recently quality of life went down, stupid changes were made. You know, not the type that makes you leave reddit.

But then, few days ago, they started asking for age verification via ID or selfie (using Persona). I couldn't access my alt account at all anymore because of this. That was too far for me. (And they reset my feed and subscriptions on my main account, now it seems I am a new user with 68k karma.)

So I left and came here. This is not that good yet, due to not being popular enough, but we'll get there.

[–] LazyPsychonaut@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m still figuring out this whole Lemmy thing but jeez reddit is just a cesspool of utter garbage. Feels much better being here!

[–] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

its much cleaner here, its just the stuff u want to see, no ads, no slow loading times, no stupid ai in the search bar nobody uses...and best of all...its not reddit

[–] Canajan@piefed.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Reddit is absolutely shit these days. I hope it tanks it gets flushed down the toilet.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What's the deal with Reddit?

[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

And who are these people?

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Huh, a self-referential meme

[–] newton@feddit.online 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You guys still on Reddit ? 😂,its bots talking to bots. Are you one ?

[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Go tell that to https://lemmy.world/c/reddit.
They bring all the drama here, like we care, like we left reddit to bring it here, look at them. We made something better, I moderate and try to keep alive communities, what they do? nothing but complain about how reddit does not let them speak freely or something. Let's add the stockpile of politics, where they only come for politics, but, and let's not forget their complains how dead all the NICHE COMMUNITIES are. Then, I thought for a moment, that they contribute as we do. DOWNVOTE ME. end of rant.

[–] newton@feddit.online 2 points 3 days ago

Take my upvote , greetings from Belgian coast

[–] Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

throws off hill's edge

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Death to all Jerry Seinfelds.