Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16.
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Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was ~~16~~ 13.
FTFY
Edited to more accurately represent his creepiness (see my comment below)
when she was ~~16~~ ~~14~~ 10
FTFTFY
She really should have one tit exposed, as that's the traditional french symbol of liberty. It was censored and changed by prudes.
...also, the torch is for burning it all down when governments get too controlling. It's the torch of revolution.
That tracks with the people I know who aggressively pursue liberty. Those of us with tits average about 1 out.
Shit now I kinda want to put up a statue of a French anarchist…
And France will pay for it!
France should take their gift back, Americans clearly don't represent anything close to liberty anymore.
Do not give them ideas
Why would Republicans be interested in her? She is clearly over 14!
Don't give them any idea
Don't give those fuckheads any ideas
A peeling copper face undergoing some strange chemical reaction could be a fun symbol for the Trump years. I say go for it.
Don't give him ideas.
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The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie
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Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass
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Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo
And a Deus Vult tattoo on her under arm.
Thats what the poster would show, they'd start teardown and find some ridonculous way to fail at the construction phase.
Trump would probably hire a plastic surgeon to lead the “renovations”
at this moment in time I could actually be this is true. Things are now that bizarre.
i just realized that my second girlfriend had the same nose as the statue of liberty (left). she was strange enough to make a mark on our social group. i recognize now she was either trying to make me jealous, but she may have been angling for a polycule with her and me and my buddy Shitass Ryan (she wanted the three of us to move into an apartment in... I think it was Dublin (California) for some reason. None of us lived in Dublin. They have a great gas station, or had. Last time I stopped by, for the first time in 25 years they had an out of order bathroom. But I'd move to a city for a good enough gas station. Like Fairfield, CA has this gas station near the courthouse that has THE BEST tacos. Fuck maybe I should move there too.
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These comments, lol. He’d have the face made to look like his own face.
would he still give it huge boobs and lipstick?
I mean if we were in a postscarcity society and could afford to waste the money on defacing cherished art and international treasures, I'd get my face, a fuller beard (I've got this one patch that won't grow), a huge rack and a tail like a man o war
Also I'd have laser eyes and be riding a pony in this fantasy. Me not the statue
Dunno but the hands would be very bigly.
Good point. Then it would look like his daughter, Ivanka.
If he can even remember what she looks like. The tits will stay tho
Hell yeah, put her in drag to show how much the US loves drag queens.... Right? Yeah.
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Love that Mar-a-Lago face. /s
I am worried the paint will peel of after he painted it #reflectingpool blue
It would be really embarrassing if the whole statue changed colors after it was installed
would be super cool to see a time lapse of patina forming on the statue of liberty
"That statue has vitilago...!"
Vertiligo
Absolutely believable
She's green?! Bring me the heat of Algae‐tifa!
They would also add a giant Jesus cross hanging around her neck. So that the Bible thumping right won’t object against the change.
Where's the picture of the "give us your poor, your huddled masses" speech sanded off and replaced with a text about how great Cheeto McDonald is?
Look I know this is a meme but istg if they did this there would be hell to pay
The French were more than kind gifting us a statue of this goddess and I refuse to see it desecrated
And yes I know, we don't deserve it nor has this country done a good job of following what it represents. Nor should something this simple send me in comparison to what's already been done but goddamnit do not touch Libertas
HAHAHA not the gold!
i have to imagine new yorkers would be quite annoyed by this
The one thing that’s suppose to be green will wind up turning another color.
They'll polish it to show its original copper color, and in a month when it oxidizes back to green they'll blame the woke
The statue of liberty is going to end up with failed bbl
They have to celebrate the release of GTA 6 somehow
Someone with talent please make one with a fleshlight in her hand.
Not sure if making a statue to whatever the British call "liver tea" would be recommendable though
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