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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

Do not give them ideas

[–] halfdome@feddit.org 1 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)

I am worried the paint will peel of after he painted it #reflectingpool blue

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 21 minutes ago (1 children)

It would be really embarrassing if the whole statue changed colors after it was installed

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 2 points 56 minutes ago

Absolutely believable

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

the american dream?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

i just realized that my second girlfriend had the same nose as the statue of liberty (left). she was strange enough to make a mark on our social group. i recognize now she was either trying to make me jealous, but she may have been angling for a polycule with her and me and my buddy Shitass Ryan (she wanted the three of us to move into an apartment in... I think it was Dublin (California) for some reason. None of us lived in Dublin. They have a great gas station, or had. Last time I stopped by, for the first time in 25 years they had an out of order bathroom. But I'd move to a city for a good enough gas station. Like Fairfield, CA has this gas station near the courthouse that has THE BEST tacos. Fuck maybe I should move there too.

spoiler

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

France should take their gift back, Americans clearly don't represent anything close to liberty anymore.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 3 hours ago

They have to celebrate the release of GTA 6 somehow

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 18 points 7 hours ago

Why would Republicans be interested in her? She is clearly over 14!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 41 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

She really should have one tit exposed, as that's the traditional french symbol of liberty. It was censored and changed by prudes.

...also, the torch is for burning it all down when governments get too controlling. It's the torch of revolution.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 82 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 55 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was ~~16~~ 13.

FTFY

Edited to more accurately represent his creepiness (see my comment below)

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago

when she was ~~16~~ ~~14~~ 10

FTFTFY

[–] doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 13 hours ago

And France will pay for it!

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, put her in drag to show how much the US loves drag queens.... Right? Yeah.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Is it still called drag if ladies wear it?

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Don't give those fuckheads any ideas

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

A peeling copper face undergoing some strange chemical reaction could be a fun symbol for the Trump years. I say go for it.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

These comments, lol. He’d have the face made to look like his own face.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

would he still give it huge boobs and lipstick?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

Dunno but the hands would be very bigly.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I mean if we were in a postscarcity society and could afford to waste the money on defacing cherished art and international treasures, I'd get my face, a fuller beard (I've got this one patch that won't grow), a huge rack and a tail like a man o war

Also I'd have laser eyes and be riding a pony in this fantasy. Me not the statue

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Good point. Then it would look like his daughter, Ivanka.

If he can even remember what she looks like. The tits will stay tho

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 15 hours ago

Don't give them any idea

[–] Piege@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Thats what the poster would show, they'd start teardown and find some ridonculous way to fail at the construction phase.

[–] f314@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Trump would probably hire a plastic surgeon to lead the “renovations”

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Where's the picture of the "give us your poor, your huddled masses" speech sanded off and replaced with a text about how great Cheeto McDonald is?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Love that Mar-a-Lago face. /s

[–] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Why does it kinda look like Katie Price?

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

She's green?! Bring me the heat of Algae‐tifa!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The one thing that’s suppose to be green will wind up turning another color.

[–] gex@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

They'll polish it to show its original copper color, and in a month when it oxidizes back to green they'll blame the woke

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

HAHAHA not the gold!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

The statue of liberty is going to end up with failed bbl

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Someone with talent please make one with a fleshlight in her hand.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

My country ‘tis of theee… 🥲

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 15 hours ago

Not sure if making a statue to whatever the British call "liver tea" would be recommendable though

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world -2 points 16 hours ago

Turned british.