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Chess without horses is just lacking something
Swords would be a great addition too!
Diving. I'm still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse
TIL
hobby horsing
Ski jump, obv.
Basketball
It kind of already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzkashi
Biathlon. Would love to see a horse fire a rifle.
Most sports are worse when you add in animal cruelty imo
I'd argue that most equestrian sports would be better with bicycles. Bicycle polo is apparently a thing.
Nascar
Does the horse ride along in the car with its head sticking out of the roof, or do multiple horses carry each car around the course? Or! Do horses pull a wagon with the car on it?
The horse is in the driver seat.
I believe you just re-invented the chariot race.
Skydiving.
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
I do not enjoy hockey, but let's not for a second pretend that Polo is better than hockey.
I enjoy hockey, but I agree here.
Curling, ice skating, synchronized swimming. It'd be hard to find a sport that wouldn't be improved by horses.
Greco-Roman wrestling.
I wanna see a horse get suplexed.

That's on the shirt I'm wearing right now.
Roller derby
Chess.
I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.
Tennis
Them poor horse knees.
Extreme ironing - and yes it is a sport. WE WILL NOT BE MARGINALISED!
Pole dancing?
Is your question implying that you think polo is better than hockey? No way!
Snooker.
Bowling
Synchronized swimming.
Shooting. Preferably with an equestrian event style course. Would be rather entertaining I think but spectator seating would be…. Complicated.